Here's on that was PM'ed to me..
The Trucker
> Trucker came into a truck stop cafe' and placed his order. He said, "I
> want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
>
> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
> kitchen and said to the cook, "this guy out there just ordered three flat
> tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he
> think this place is, an auto parts store?"
>
> "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of
> head lights is two eggs sunny-side up, and a pair of running boards are 2
> slices of crisp bacon."
>
> "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment, and then
> spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
>
> The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
>
> She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
> headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
>
> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
>