Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first son said, "I built a big house for our mother."
The second son said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third son said, "You know how much our mother enjoys reading the Bible but now can't see very well, so I sent her a remarkable grey parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites its."
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks.
"Dave," she said, "the house you built is so hugh I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Dan," she said, "I am too old to travel very often. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes and that driver is so rude, he is a pain!"
"But Frank," she said, "the little chicken you sent was delicious!"