Ronda477

Yes Ozzy keep us posted on that one, and if you could ever get it on video when he does that would be soo funny! My SweetHeart for the first time the other day made like the rooster we have outside. She hasn't done it since, but it was funny! I thought he was inside somehow.

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responds. The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Oh how sweet! Swimming in the pool! Nice photo

LOL Judy will like that one! That was good! A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older." The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up." The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again. The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old." The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?" The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

LMAO Yes! Good god! I wouldn't rub crap on my face!!!!

Wow very pretty! All you have to do is right click the IMG code and copy it and than paste it here.

LOL Terri, good for you! I am not liking the poop on my new stuff either lol

LOL that is good! Ok I'll try to be good Judy! Where does a one legged woman find a job? At IHOP lmao! look at me laughing at my own jokes! There is something wrong with me tonight!

LOL you don't want to see who can come up with a skin mask first siobha? lol

Oh Hannah don't feel bad at all! Trust me I can't get a real big cage either! The one I have for sweetheart is a little bigger than this one. This one is 32x23x36 and has 6 feed bowls! And a play top that comes off to bring from room to room! It's not huge by any means, but being they are only in there at night it's big enough. Here is the link I got mine from on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&item=160210826908&_trksid=p3984.cWON.m313.lVI

LOL Tiffani well I hope she does join! It is awesome with the little family we have here lol. I really enjoy it all! It seems like all of us have known each other for soo long, yet we have no idea who each other is lol. Weird! Anyway! Cute little guy! Your bird that is lol!

LOL Judy! And yes Veya she/he does it right as we are watching her/him little floozy lol. When she gets in that mood she doesn't care who's around lol.

Well Elmo isn't new lol But Congrats anyway!!!!!

Yes I have to say the videos are very cool! I get them from the breeder I'm going through now actually for our Goffin Cockatoo. She's on here actually now. TheFeatherHut. She is awesome! But Wendy was great on sending the pics every week for updates, but I have to say the videos and live cams cause I can't get to where she is at is just awesome! What a gorgeous baby Jenna is! Your probably a very happy Mommy!

ok here's the last one lol

LOL I honestly couldn't tell you if Molly (Quaker) was male or female lol. She came to us from an abused home and she was 3 years old. But it's funny cause she does that with hubby, and she even tries to rub her behind on him (his arm that is) lol Then when he puts her back in her cage she backs up to her toy and well has some fun lol. But I have read anyway that birds in general will pick someone that they look up to or want as a mate and want to be affectionate with lol. Doesn't necessarily mean the mate part, could be the mother daughter part too lol.

Very Nice Tiffani! I loved them! I may look into those you'll have to tell me more about them! And LOL about the comment someone left you about your hubby! How dare they! lol But have to agree lol:blush:

Yes Ebay is a great great place to buy a cage from! I too just bought one for our Goffin baby that will be coming home soon and I got it for only $175 with shipping! And it has the play top on it as well! I love those kind! SweetHeart has a bigger one than I just got the Goffin, but I am home all day long and they are never in their cages except for at night. I'm sure your baby is just loving it by the way she is acting and showing off for you! That is great! Thanks for sharing!!

Yes our Quaker does this all the time especially around mating time for my husband lol. It is almost like her throwing up lol. It's just a sign of affection we were told by the vet. She has picked him as her mate lol.

Very nice!

Welcome Ginger and Ozzy! What a great name! I'm sure you will meet a bunch of people on here with CAG's as well as TAG's. My SweetHeart is a 9 month old TAG. It's soo interesting how fast they learn. In no time you will be hearing all kinds of little noises from him! Look forward to seeing some pictures of your baby and if you have any questions please just ask away! That's what we are all here for!

Yes I agree with Joe, try in the morning when they are their hungriest. Joe is very knowledgeable when it comes to hand feeding and weaning! Look forward to hearing more from you! And seeing some pics as well! I know it is very exciting bringing home a new baby! And just 4 months! Wow how cute! Yoda that is such a good little name. Hope to see more of you around! <br><br>Post edited by: Ronda477, at: 2008/02/29 22:07

Man I'm on my way! It's cold, dreary and wet here! It's only 43 and raining and very muddy!

LOL Yes I can! Didn't want to ruin your fun last night though lol. Hope you had a good Anniversary!