Debandbella

Sorry, no reenactment guys! :ohmy: I think my heart was a million miles from my body when i couldnt find her and she was silent! :ohmy: As for my wallpaper being so yesterday it was actually last month, :laugh: :laugh: Very expensive, washable that my decorator boyfriend salvaged from a job many months ago, hes only just managed to put it up! :ohmy: :laugh: :laugh: Shes my sweet nightmare, :laugh:

I dont think we had much of a life before they came into it, we might have had a nice tidy, clean house that wasnt covered in shredded paper and poo but it was also an empty house. Chockos had me in stitches since she came, she laughs so much she ends up spluttering and coughing while shes laughing, the one and only bodily function she never had has now been learnt and my eyes are permanently running laughing with her.<br><br>Post edited by: Debandbella, at: 2009/11/12 01:47

Im sat here drinking beer with Chocko on my knee, everytime i take a swig she does the gulping noise and then burps when i stop swigging, im getting a complex!!! :unsure: :unsure:

We do converse but when she goes off on her ramblings she gets tetchy about being disturbed? I brought her out last night and we had a good cuddle and laugh but when i told her it was time for bed and put her back in she asked "why?", shes out at the moment shredding newspaper and hiccuping, i think i need to respect her reminiscing while she settles in.

I came home from work to find no Chocko and feeder door open! She was sat happily on the floor stripping wallpaper off the walls! :ohmy: :ohmy:

It doesnt bear thinking about!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have spent the evening listening to Chockos ramblings, shes obviously having a conversation with someone although i cant tell what shes saying except for the "What?" at the end and she repeats her name a lot, she seems to be looking for someone as well as if shes getting flashbacks from her previous home, she was obviously well loved there, its quite heartbreaking really.

I rang up to insure her today, the girl had a good laugh when she asked what her name was and i replied Chocolate but she prefers Chocko! On her insurance forms she will be know as Chocolate, aka Chocko!!! :laugh: :laugh:

I much prefer it to Chocolate and obviously she does, perhaps she thinks its hip to shorten her name! :laugh: She keeps telling me Chocko is a good girl! :laugh: :laugh: She is!!!:laugh:

Everytime Chocolate is talking about herself she always calls herself Chocko so weve decided that can be her official name! Shes chosen it :laugh:

If anyone wanted them dressed in drag i would let them, one day i want to do a proper gay funeral with a pink hearse and all the bearers in drag!! Were not the typical undertakers, were more down to earth and open to anything the families want as long as its legal! :laugh: :laugh: Im straight by the way! :laugh: :laugh:

They look normal when they work for me! :laugh: You would never recognise either of them on the stage though! :laugh: :laugh:

I cant believe this gorgeous angel has been sent to me, everyone so far has fallen in love with her, :kiss: :kiss:

Yesterday neither me nor Becki could stay with her and i hadnt put the large cage up for her so she went to work with me in the travel cage, she loved it, my gay drag queen bearers were playing with her, theyre usually terrified of the other 2, she went in my car with Alan on the funeral and he said she never stopped talking to him, shes such a sweetheart!!

Mine vary, i have no set routine with my job, sometimes they are out all day and on rare occasions they dont get out all all. Providing the cage is a big size and there is plenty to occupy them it shouldnt be a problem. My two get lost in their cage its so big so i dont feel guilty on the days they do have to stay in.

I dont want to go to work or the stables today, im nearly rolling on the floor laughing at them all! Shes on the playstand in front of the window shouting "OY" at everyone going past, she was originally sat on the window ledge but i had to move her cos she kept banging her head on the glass to make it sound like someone was at the door!!!

Chocolate keeps doing exaggerated sneezes and clearing her throat, its obviously getting on Bellinos nerves cos he call her a rude word everytime she does it!!! Bella and Chocolate are communicating and comparing noises and whistles. They do keep blowing kisses at each other as well! What have i let myself in for!!! :unsure: :whistle:

Hes so cute, Chocolate does that cute ooooh noise too. :woohoo: :woohoo:

Thinking about it, we have all those noises and worse in our house too!! I think ive been sent an angel, cant get over her, shes just so adorable, i now have a devil, one thats sitting on the fence and an angel! ;)

Bless him, :laugh: So basically youre saying that we are entertaining our fids by us having a drink! :laugh: It works for me!!!!:laugh:

Im in love with her! Shes come from an old person judging by her old people noises! Clears her throat, coughs, sniffs and burps!! She is also insisting on answering the phone when it rings!! :laugh: :laugh: Will try and get Becki to upload photos of her. :laugh: :laugh:

Shes my new baby! A 7 year old grey! Shes gorgeous. :woohoo: :woohoo:

Shes number 3! Only ever intended on the one! Fortunately i have a large double cage and a spare single one as well. Shes here already! :woohoo: :woohoo:

Thats the last time i go for a pint then answer an ad for a bird for sale! Just brought Chocolate home, shes gorgeous!!!

Poor Bellino has been badly affected, hes started again this morning! Looks like its going to be the favourite noise of the day! :laugh: :laugh: Bellas ok, shes just singing her usual morning songs, i think shes decided that hiccuping is dangerous! :laugh: :laugh: