JillyBeanz

Brittany - who are these people "well respected" by? The insinuation is that those who don't find this funny are not "well respected"? Your words aren't chosen too carefully!! Clearly these "well respected" employers of yours will have a sense of humour when their little darling comes home from school and bursts out such profanities. They'll then be well respected, and proud of their little dumpling. As for the sense of humour - I have one of the best senses of humour in the world - go and have a look at some of my postings - I just didn't find this particular one funny!!!

MMmmmm! Put's Harvey to shame........!

What a great video - Emma's not leaving go of that dice for anybody!! I wish Harvey had more of an attention span to concentrate on playing with one thing - he has the attention span of a cotton wool ball!! :laugh:

Those poor girls Dee - next Friday 13th tell them to stay indoors!! Glad they are okay though! I'm currently sitting in my car with my sunglasses on, pointing a hairdryer at oncoming traffic!!! (that bottom bit will make no sense unless you've read Adina's post in the games room)!!!! :woohoo:

What's the old saying "after you've had kids, all dignity goes anyway"! I know what you mean about the explorations though! Great news that all seems fine with him/her/it. I'm sure whatever she/he/her/him turns out to be - that's fine - Juno is quit a universal name!! :laugh:

Janet - you are my shining light! Amen to your food groups!!! I'm with you all the way :laugh:

Oh yes, very funny Mr McQ - but how long until I'm allowed in your gang - Harvey's only 10 months old!!!! I must have a little way to go before I can be so cocky!!!! :woohoo:

Ah, I want to see your photos - but it's asking me for a password - I've tried my own - but clearly it's yours it's asking for ~ let me in, let me in!!!

Ha Ha! Mint!! The only thing Bernie - I wasn't keen on your singing in this clip - could you do another song perhaps!!! :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo:

Ha Ha! To be honest - I think the first minute was all that was needed and then should have been cut off - men have little boxes, they discuss one thing at once.....! BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MULTI-TASK! It's impossible for you to do two things at once! Thanks for this Dan - I've never seen this comedian before - but he's a funny bloke :laugh: :laugh:

Nope! Definitely not the noise we were all describing!!! To me it sounds like a sliding door - you don't have a sliding door or alike that she is mimicking do you? It's like one of those radio competitions "guess the noise" - but we get a payout at the end if we are right!!! :laugh:

Today's the day - F.A.R.T in session!!! I need it too - been to look at a new car with a friend's daughter - she fell in love with it - I didn't think it was worth what he was selling it for and made her offer him lower - he didn't accept it - she's in the huff!! Oh well, you can't please everyone can you! :laugh:

Bless him - he's in and out of those cages like the hokey cokey!!! Funny to think, it's not even a week since you brought him home and we all know him so well. I hope all goes well at the vets (which I am sure it will) and I look forward to hearing how it went :kiss:

Oh no, how scary - luckily we keep our babies in their cages when windows are open anyway, but you're lucky you caught the little sod, as I'm sure a swift paw through the cage door would be next!!

It is so lovely to hear that Rishi is now so well. We all followed the terrible time that you and your wife endured in order that Rishi is able to still be talked about by us. He looks a million dollars - I love his dinosaur - as obviously does he! Thanks for the update - it's so nice to hear some good news xx

That is absolutely hilarious Debbie - at least you can stop doing the burp at the end and just let Chocko take over!! :laugh:

Oh Yes! Those toes are free playthings (especially since I don't wear slippers around the house)!! Harvey homes in on them from 20 foot away!!! Great to hear Beau is having a look about!!

ecodweeb wrote: Chris, Chris, Chris - us ladies will get cross, cross, cross! :woohoo:

Very clever! I gave up!!! :laugh:

judygram wrote: Yes, Judy is right - poor tiggs - actually Bernie - tetanus springs to mind - has Tiggs had hers!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Blinking heck - you've waited long enough! Now, it's raining here - I hope Felicity Fiesta isn't getting wet out there and is snugly wrapped up! Drive carefully - and stay away from van drivers

Oh how flattering Dee - a cup named after me - pity it was a Halloween cup and not a Miss World 2009 cup!!! That's fine - I know my place

Yes, yes, last laugh on me! Thank you for your sympathy all - it's so lovely to know you care! The button has now been superglued back on and is in perfect working order!!! :laugh: PS - Dear Sheila - you are SO loving this aren't you!!!!!!!

I myself have an absolutely wonderful singing voice (NOT)! Harvey tells me this by screaming at the top of his voice when I decide to have a bit warble! I'm sitting here with my new husband (Robbie Williams - he just doesn't know it yet) playing on itunes - and singing along - Harvey is on my shoulder SCREAMING! Oh well, I'll just have to join that club you're in!!!

Spiky my cockatiel was 17 in October 2008. Pretty great life eh? It was this time last year I had him at the vets for the first time as I was worried about his feet. They had become lumpy and knotty and my vet told me his kidneys were failing - it was a build up of calcium in his bones - but he wasn't in pain and that I should make him comfortable. The next 9 weeks consisted last year of getting up in the middle of the night to make sure he'd had a drink and to make sure that he was comfortable (he wasn't moving round the cage at all and stayed on his perch). We'd moved him out of his normal place in the hall into the living room - which as a houseproud person looked so wrong, as the cage was in the middle of the room, but he was my little pal and I loved him. Luckily, my step son does long days at college and so is in the house two out of the five working days and kept an eye on him too. This has just been brought back to me as I've been emptying my receipts and found one for 13 November 2008 - his first visit to the vets. I helped him, finally, over rainbow bridge on 16 January 2008. He'd had a great life though - 17 years old!