"I'm really beginning to get the hang of this human language, I mean, I kept saying the word kiss over & over during my usual birdy chatter today and my mum was soooo pleased with me, this coming a few days after mastering the Argyle word - some rubbish football team my Mum isn't too happy with at the moment apparently, oh by the way, I seem to have aquired this hairline scratch across my beak, not sure how I got that, nothing serious I hope"