Hi fellow fids, Beau here. (human)mum has been out most of today doing cutting & styling of humans' feathers (why do humans do this to their feathers?)so she was late in but she filled my toy with lots of yummy treats before she left this morning so I've been quite content, actually I listen to that thing they call a "radio" I love repeating the lunch-time noise the radio makes, such fun. Argyle's been quiet today, probably planning a sustained beak-attack on the humans ;-) Anyway, just wanted to let you know I'm looking forward to my long-weekend break at the end of May, Argyle has to go to the human grandparents' hahahahahaa but I get to go with mum & dad (well they said there isn't room enough in the car for us both) anyway, mum has had a dreadful time trying to get me a safe travel cage but she says she finally found me a powder-coated one, says they are like rocking horse s**t they are so scarse in the UK. Mum says I have a beak like a pnumatic drill and can't be trusted with anything less than powder-coated cages - dunno what she means by that but it didn't sound like a compliment! I've had fun tonight, mum has this huge houseplant in Argyle's room and it looks soooo yummy, every time I go near it mum panicks, such fun giving her the runaround ha she needs to lose some weight after the chocolate fest she had yesterday - didn't let me within a mile of 'em. Oh well gotta go, munchin' on a malted milk, some things are more important than chit-chat!