A man holding a parrot came running and screaming into a veterinarian's office. The vet immediately brought the man and his parrot into an examining room and carefully examined the parrot.
Then he sadly told the man, "I'm sorry, but this parrot is dead."
The man cried, "No, No, that can't be true, I want another opinion."
The vet thought a second and said, "okay," and left for the back office. He returned with a Black Labrador Retriever. The Lab sniffed the bird and let out a low "woof."
The vet told the man, "The dog thinks the parrot is dead too."
"I don't believe it! I want another opinion," cried the man.
The vet shrugged his shoulders, left and came back with a cat. He placed the cat on the examination table. The cat walked over to the parrot and sniffed and nudged it and finally walked away from the parrot.
The vet said, "The cat thinks it's dead too."
The man signed and said, "I guess your're right. How much do I owe you?"
The vet said, "That will be $600."
The man was horrified and said,"$600, just to tell me my parrot is dead?" That's ridiculous! That's outrageous!"
The vet then said,"Well I was going to charge you $50 but then I had to include the LAB fee and the CAT scan."<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2008/10/27 06:05