Lol - that is a funny new phrase of Ursulas!
As for your dilemma Zivadiva, I had Alf at the specialist just today, and she assured me that a week in her cage whilst we are away is something that Alfie could easily cope with. I have to say i'm not too sure, but she's the expert!!
Perhaps before you go, you could get him used to at least being caged in the same room as the other birds, and that way he wouldn't be on his own?
Hope you get it sorted.
Lyn & Alf
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