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I had Joe's lasagne again today. My daughter has to keep practising so she gets its perfect for her exam. At least that's what I tell her because his lasagne is soooooo good

Its been gorgeous here today. Beautiful blue skies and no wind. It actually felt like Spring was coming. You usually have better weather than us, so I am happy!

That is disgraceful. It was pretty obvious the post wasnt real, but to invent stories about her daughter being injured is disgusting. I hope for her sake she doesnt have a daughter

Enjoy Judy.... Was thinking more of Roast beef, I am not a big corned beef fan. I have to do the parade first, so I hope it isnt raining

Wow a birthday and a wedding on St Patricks Day.. how cool is that?? They dont do weddings or funerals on 17th here. At least not in my parish. Well last night we went for dinner to celebrate the feast day, and tomorrow we party !!!!

Oh well done, you will have fun now... How old is Lucky now?

Excellent Tracey, there are a couple of things I didnt know in that list, such as the Savlon... Karma winging its way to you!

I just checked out where you live and guess what - you are too far away from me too :angry: That is a brilliant perch, well done!

Well we considered going back next weekend in full personal protective gear, eyeglasses, hard hats, steel toed boots and visi vests, just for the fun of it! My eye will be ok, it just feels like I have grit in it. Luckily he got the white of my eye and not the cornea! The waiter who got my eye offered to buy us a round of drinks from his own pocket, but really it was an accident and there were too many of us so we wouldnt let him. The bill was intact... every last item on it My brother in law is ok today too. Its just unreal that so much could happen in one meal... so much for a Happy st patricks day ! I didnt leave any tip at all... my dad paid ! Oh and incidentally the food was to die for and we very nearly did :lol:

You are NOT going to believe this. I went out for dinner last night with my family (mother, father, sister brother and their kids) to a really posh hotel in a nearby town. Lets just say it wasnt cheap! So we are all seated at a long table and having a laugh and the waiter comes to take our orders. When he gets to me he asks if we have been told about the chefs recommendations and leans in to point them out on my menu, and then on the way back he stabs me HARD in the eye with his pen. OH MY GOD the pain. I try really hard to pretend that it is fine. I ask him to carry on with the orders and come back to me, and end up with a piece of gauze taped to my eye because I cant open it. Then later in the meal a different waiter scalds my brother in law with the tea pot! My eye is fine this morning apart from being very bloodshot. He obviously signed his name on my eyeball when he was at it

Liath's new phrase is "What a mess!" No prizes for guessing why she heard that one!

Yes so did Oisin. It really bugged me and every time I bathed him I used to try to get it off, but it was really welded into his feathers around his beak. One day I just noticed it was gone:ohmy:

For all of you out there with some Irish blood somewhere in your veins, I want to wish you a very Happy St Patricks Day! Let the fun commence!!! Siobhan

That is so cool that Nikko says Good night... Like Klaus, when I go to move Liath to her cage she wakes immediately and the tempers flare. I can usually calm her down with a banana chip or something once she is back in her cage. I can't put Oisin to bed, my hands would be mince meat, his Daddy has to do the honours with him

spookyhurst wrote: That's funny, it must be all the whistles and screaming that gets her going. Just wondering - how does she ask to go to bed? Liath just falls asleep on my knee at night time and thats how I know its bed time. Siobhan

Tomorrow it will be celebrations in the pub next door... yes that's right I said NEXT door! I live in the middle of the country side and my only neighbour is a pub! Sure I cant convince you to come see me Judy? On Monday I walk in a parade will all my little scouts, I am a leader in our local town for 8-10 year olds. They are so cute marching along

Actually this year the Archbishop changed St Patricks day to tomorrow the 15th because it cant fall in Holy Week. This is the first time since the 1940's this has happened. But we are still celebrating on Monday... well if truth be told we will celebrate tomorrow AND Monday B) !!!

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A letter from an Irish Mother Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this slowly because I know you can't read fast. You wont know the house when you get home, 'cos we've moved. Your Father has a lovely new job with 700 men under him - he cuts grass at the cemetery. There was a washing machine at the new house, but it's not working too good. Last week I put in 12 shirts, pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since. Your sister, Colleen had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out if it's a boy or girl, so I don't know if you're an uncle or aunt. Your Uncle Mick drowned last week in a vat of Whisky at the Dublin Distillery. His mates tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated and it took four days to put the fire out. I saw the doctor last week and your Father went with me. Doc put a glass tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for five minuets. Your Father wanted to buy it from him. It only rained twice this week, first for four days the second for three days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the final payment on your Grandmother's grave wasn't paid in seven days - up she comes. Your loving Mother XXXX P.S. I was going to send you 10 Euro, but I'd already sealed the envelope.

She is gorgeous, really tiny. I would be afraid I'd step on her!

Yeuch :sick:

Do the French Mastiff really drool as much as Hooch did? Great movie and gorgeous dogs!

{Feel-good-0002006E} You bad girl!!

JUDY!!!! I can't believe you looked :ohmy:

No, but I suggest you bring her to the Vet. Is she still eating and behaving normally?