There was a Parrot who was taken to court in South America and the birds testimony proved the husband was meeting his mistress at the family home. Birds testimony was accepted.
February 27, 2006
PARROT IS KEY WITNESS IN DIVORCE TRIAL!
Argentina -- Angry wife Rosella DeGambos got a family insider to testify in her divorce trial--a blabbermouth parrot named Bozo!
The star witness spilled all the family secrets in his two-hour appearance before the court, and Mrs. DeGambos, 47, got her divorce.
"I knew he'd seen everything that my husband Carlos did when my back was turned," Mrs. DeGambos said in an interview about her bizarre divorce court ploy. "And I knew he had the vocabulary to describe what he'd witnessed.
"My lawyer thought at first it was a ridiculous idea to call on Bozo, but he doesn't know Bozo like I do."
Incredibly, the 14-year-old cockatoo answered questions and identified photos during his testimony before Judge Manuel Agusto in a civil court here. According to press accounts, the bird tended to repeat himself but presented convincing proof that his master, a businessman, had been unfaithful.
The stool-pigeon parrot described three "pretty dollies" that Carlos, 52, had "tickled" while his wife was away. He also identified the women in photographs, calling them by their correct names.
"I used to think that Carlos was a faithful husband but Bozo let me know about a year ago that something was up when I wasn't home," Mrs. DeGambos said. "He was using new words, words of love. And he began giggling in a high-pitched feminine voice. He kept saying, “No Carlos, not here,” and things like that. I knew if the lawyers could get him to testify, there was plenty of information they could get from him."
Sure enough, in sworn statements, the feathered witness squawked out secret after secret. Shown one picture of a 23-year-old beautician Carlos allegedly wooed in his home, the bird shrieked, "Honeybun, I love you."
When Mrs. DeGambos' attorney asked the bird, "Who
loves Carlos?" the winged witness said, "Ruby loves
Carlos, Ruby loves her baby." Ruby is DeGambos'
young and voluptuous secretary.
At one point the bird's testimony even indicated that there were problems between the DeGambos. When shown a picture of Mrs. DeGambos, he said, "Pretty
birdie, pretty birdie" and "Not tonight, honey."
"It's an outrageous insult to my client that this bird-brained witness should be called to testify
against him before the court," said Carlos DeGambos' lawyer, Jorge Lines.
Judge Agusto, who granted Mrs. DeGambos her divorce, overruled the attorney's objections and let Bozo's testimony stand, the first such ruling in the world, legal experts say.
Posted by sue at February 27, 2006 10:40 AM