Dave, what you failed to mention were wax strips. The ferrel child had a downy coat and when she discovered man, then man introduced her to wax strips. The wax strips enabled her to get rid of her moustache and her beard. This was very important as her life outside of the home that she had made with the humans would not have been made easy. Luckily for us, this creature developed into a computer princess to serve her kingdom (the world and beyond) and thus enabling lots and lots of birdies to be blessed by the gathering of the knowledge and skills of the "Knights of the Round Table" that she gathered.
Now, this is turning into a fairytale, and a fairytale it is - I know for one that my Harvey leads a happy and healthy life due to this god and her band of merry men!! Oh - and that's you included Dave xxxxx