MommaFawkes

awwww to cute!!! I want one!!

I know!! I thought she sounded like she was insulting me too!! That crazy grey bird!!! LOL i just love her!!:silly:

YAY!!! congrats!! That is awesome!!!

1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GET UP THIS MORNING? 11:30 am 2. DIAMONDS OR PEARLS? diamonds! 3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT A THEATER? Harry Potter 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE T. V. SHOW? American Idol, Ghost hunters international and house 5. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? HAHA!!! Chocolate cake! 6. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Danielle 7. FAVORITE CUISINE? Home made chicken noodle soup! 8. WHAT FOOD DO YOU DISLIKE? OATMEAL!!!:sick: 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Blue 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CD AT THE MOMENT? Carrie Underwood 11. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE? I dont drive 12. FAVORITE LUNCH? Pasta! 13. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS IN PEOPLE DO YOU DISLIKE? Two faced people. Liars 14. MY FAVORITE PAST-TIME IS: Reading, writting,playing with the critters! 15. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ON VACATION, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Hawaii 16. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER(S)? Carrie Underwood. Johnny Cash 17. FAVORITE BRAND OF CLOTHING? Roxy! 18. TO WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE? Hawaii 19. WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY? 18th 20. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Football 21. FURTHEST PLACE YOU ARE SENDING THIS? I have no idea 22. PERSON YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND IT BACK TO YOU? Ummmmmmm 23. PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND IT BACK FIRST? don't know 24. GOAL YOU HAVE FOR YOURSELF? Get a Hahn's macaw!! 25. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? August 9th 1984 25a. ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE SHARE YOUR BIRTHDAY? I think so but forget who... 26. HOW MANY WEDDINGS HAVE YOU BEEN IN, INCLUDING YOUR OWN ? 0 27. ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON OR A NIGHT PERSON? Night! 28. WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE? 8 1/2 29. PETS: 5 finches, 2 canaries, 1 grey, 3 conures, 2 amazons, 5 lovebirds, 1 quaker, 3 cats, 3 new born kittens, 1 dog, 18 fish, 4 budgies, 1 bourkes parakeet, 1 rabbit...that MIGHT be all 30. ANY NEW AND EXCITING NEWS YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH US? Im getting a crested Gecko soon! 31. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? A waitress (big dreams huh?) LOL 32. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Better 33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? swedish fish 34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLANT OR FLOWER? Hibiscus flower 35. WHAT DAY ON THE CALENDAR ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? dont know 36. WHERE IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE EVER BEEN FROM HOME? Florida 37. A SMALL THING YOU REALLY ENJOY? My sisters laugh 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK? The Harry Potter series 39. WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF? My sister and my pets 40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM? Some hearts 41. WHAT MAKES YOU CRINGE? My belly button being touched:sick: 42. IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Cure childrens Diabetes..my sister was just diagnosed with it 43. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THAT YOU WILL VISIT AGAIN? Florida and South Dakota 44. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THAT YOU WILL NEVER VISIT AGAIN? no where 44. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? Harry Potter 45. WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? no clue...wasn't there;) 46. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MADE SMILE TODAY? No idea! 47. WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE WORLD, WHAT DO YOU SEE? Oh god can I close my eyes? 48. CATS OR DOGS? Both 49 GOOD OR BAD? Well good and bad I guess 50. SOMETHING PEOPLE PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU? I have considered a career in drug rehab....help the families of drug addicts cope.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww post it!!! LOL!

Welcome!!!! B)

Welcome!!!! I admit im a little slow with my welcomes!! Hope all is ok for your baby!!

Well im a little slow but....WELCOME!!!B) Your flock is beautiful!!! Love the amazon and can't wait to see your grey!!

LMAO!!! Ok so Fawkes is sitting with me right now and I was just talking to her and asked her who's a pretty grey girl? She just kind of looked at me...anyways I'm typing away and she lifts her foot to step up, I said where do you think you want to go? Fawkes says "Cage, can you say that?" LOL!!! Just had to share, what a funny girl!!

LMAO!!! Too funny! A parrot joke........ A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this , but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bir d's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." ! The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith"

I think its great that you have a chance to get one of the red-factors!! Soooo pretty!! Oh how I wish I had that chance!! But I think I would judge by personality and what one picks you!

LOL! Good one Judy!! IRS Audit The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,' says Ralph. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Ralph says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'No way! It's a bet.' Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 'Want to go double or nothing?' Ralph asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.' The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks. 'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.'

Thanks!!! when you are on the phone with your mother in law who is telling you "sut that cat up" Ummm mom its not the cat....and she doesnt believe you, probably thinks your on the other end choking the cat!!! LOL!!!

LOL!!! Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't se em pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh $hit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

I feed eggs and shells, ground up. Not to like a powder just crushed some. I only use shell from hard boiled egs...well no not true...I use all shells but boil them first. ALL my birds enjoy this even the finches!! For them of course its ground up fine but for my egg laying birds I really feel its best to feed the shell to help avoid egg binding!! They actually like it too...My finches often have a bowl of fine ground shells in their aviary and them munch on it often!!

Fawkes seems to like American idol...and hmmm crap I forgot what its called *hits herself in the head* ummmmm...with Bear Gryliss...*light bulb* Man vs.Wild LOL!!

WOW!!! Interesting everyone!!! LOL!!! Ill touch the poo if it helps me to be sure they are ok...not happily but I will....:sick:

when unlike your dog lover friends who keep lint rollers in their cars you keep moist towelettes!!

Your baby is adorable!! Congrats!:silly:

LOL!!!! MISSING HUSBAND Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

When you get up early x-mas morning to sneak the birds a special treat but go back to bed and tell the kids to do the same when they wake you up all excited!!!

I think in truth that you are probably more upset about his feathers than he is. I bet he doesnt even miss them anymore, though at the time with all that happened im sure he was terrified. His flights will come back in time and he will most likely have long forgotton the tremors by then. Just make sure you try to keep his routine as normal as possible and try to be as calm as you can around him. Don't feel bad about it and you did a wonderful job in handling the situation!! Just remember all birds will lose feathers so he might not even notice they are gone. He may not fly the same until he grows them back as the others suggested, test it out over a soft surface.

Awww shes adorable!!

WOW you are lucky!!! You should see me at the end of the day!! You can barely see a shirt under all the poop!!!:laugh:

Fawkes says Many funny things...Waffles,Boobies, pretty grey bird,hoots like an owl, meows, she screams like a little girl getting beat by a sibbling (wich actually I love the sound of)LOL!, She say 'mon like c'mon when she wants to step up. The other day she was screaming MOMMY!, she blows air out of her nares at the cats, kisses the lovebirds through their cage, Ohh the list goes on....