I could say it but it wouldn't be the truth, why is it that husbands always have a problem with our birds, my hubby doesn't say anything about my birds being on the counter or table but he doesn't like seeing them take a dump there, just like he is always saying "you have bird crap" on your shoulder but he uses a more colorful word for crap, heh heh, to which I reply "so what else is new" give me a break, I wear a bird on my shoulder when I am at home and I have managed to keep the crap out of his food so far, hope it stays that way.
Tell him to learn to deal with it, its better than them walking around on the floor where they could get stepped on.