I was just sitting here reading through the Grey Form posts with Maalik perched on my shoulder, when all of a sudden I felt something warm moving down the front of my shoulder, and into my bra. Yep, you guess it. Warm poop. SO disgusting. Why couldn't it have gone onto the front of my shirt?
Thanks for the present, Maalik. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get changed. :rolleyes: