in our house, we go on 'bird poo hunts and not easter egg hunts!!! LOL...
Vinegar takes it right off of wood or non carpet flooring or whatever isn't fabric...counters, all that stuff. If it's on the carpet, I will usually wait until it's dry and pick it off. Then, when the bird is not around, i use a carpet cleaner... (he doesn't come out until it's dry!) A blanket goes on the back of chair that Jasper can destroy and poo on...it goes in the wash if company comes over!