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WARNING: O.K. I have to share this because it's tide up to this type of scam. Yesterday my friend got a phone call which the person on the other end said that she was calling from something Relay and that if she was familiar with it. My friend said yes. The lady said that Jim was calling about her puppies. This so called Jim asked if she still had the puppies. My friend said Yes. He asked what sex they were. She said she had both female and male black in color. He asked if she could e-mail some pictures to him as he was interested in buying one. He gave her his e-mail address which comes from a gmail.com anyway, my friend asked if he wanted a female or a male and he said a male and that was the conversation. My friend took pictures of the puppy and e-mail them to him. This is what his response was: Thanks for your response.it was due to my hearing impaired that lead to the Email .Am okay with the condition of the pups and Concerning the payment i can only send you CHEQUE (Money Order) and i would need the following details for the cheque to get you fast..Here is the information needed for the cheque to get you soon.. Your Full Name.... Your Contact Address.. Your Phone Number.. last price.... Pls get back to me with the information so that the cheque can be sent out to you as soon as possible...Concerning the shipping of one pups,my shipping company that will come for the pick up at your location don't worry about the shipment i will take care of that and the CHEQUE (Money Order) will be overdraft after you received the cheque you DEDUCT THE MONEY THAT ACQUIRE TO YOU AND will help me to send the remaining balance to my shipping company through western union outlet for the pick up of the for the pick up of the one pup at your location ,Looking forward to hear from you .. n.b== i will give you extra $100 to reserve.. i want you if you can help me callimgthe black puppie smokey she is my wife name she answer the call of god last years if you do this for me as favor i would love that so i want the family pet Thanks Jim Philips I just wanted to warn others that not only are they e-mailing but they are calling people. My friend asked him where he got her number and he said from a newspaper ad about the puppies.

I will try that. I forgot to mention that Angie is more naked that your boy but doesn't pluck to the point where her skin gets rosie or purple. Her wings don't have any feathers at all and her tail is also completely gone. Thanks. Rae

Thanks lovemygreys I will pop in when ever I have the energy. Tari, my Angie has the toys with the ropes hanging and I also get the card board roll that you get when the toilet papaper or paper towl roll and stuff them with newspaper. I place it between the cage bars and she loves it. She plucks at it forever. I will try the card board box. Once I turned around for a minute and she plucked half of my bible away. I guess she also wanted to learn about GOD. LOL Rae

Thank you so much for the advise. Yes, all the toy and keeping her busy and making her work for her food has been tried. I think Judy you are right. When she got the food you and Dan sent her it made me happy and at that time I was feeling a little better. I went back and thought about the timing between me getting worse and her plucking yes that is probably what is causing it. When I am sick I am in bed and she doesn't get to be on me like she does when I am well. I still talk to her and play with her but not like the way I do when I feel better. You guys are awesome and I love posting and reading your post. I get cracking up some times. Sorry about my spelling but my brain is not working very well. I start a talking lika this and I then get in a trouble. Maybe I need a Robster Craw, get it?

Hi All, Angie was doing great and getting all her feathers back with the new food. All of a sudden she started plucking again and she is all the way down to being completely bald except for her head. It breaks my heart and wish I new what is going on or what I can do to help her. I've tried everything and every remedy there is and nothing. BUT I still love her more than ever. She has also learned a few new things. She barks like a dog She howls The funniest thing she says is "EL CUCUY" it's Spanish for "The boogie (sp?) man" and she says it over and over and over and it's driving my husband crazy. My 2 little girls and I can't stop laughing when she start with it and she keeps saying it for hours. I think she knows it annoys my husband. Anyway, I am so sad for my Angie. She is such a character. I don't think she will stop plucking until I get rid of the dog. I think she might be jealous of him. I am sorry for not posting for so long but my health has gotten worse. I can't talk about it on the forum because it's private and every body reads the post. Those of you that stood by me through hard times have an idea. As long as I am sick things will remain the same and hopefully they won't get worse. The thing that kills me is my little girls being afraid every day. It breaks my heart. I love you all. Rae P.S. my spelling might be horrible as I have a hard time putting my brain to my fingers so I am sorry if it bothers some.

Oh by the way, Don't forget my Karma.{Feel-good-0002006B}

Sorry guys and gals, I couldn't resist. There I go, I haven't been here in a long time and the first thing I do is crack a joke. I tell you, you can't let me out for a second.{Feel-good-0002006E}

Hi, I would like some additional information about your Grey. I am interested in buy it. But first you have to give me: your first name last name your address your city you live your a state your zipping code you date of birth your home phone number your checking account number where I can deposit the shipping cost. My Dad is a minister that had to go oversea and he would love to come back to see beautiful Grey. It is so nise to find a nice people like a you. If could a just send a the information a to me right a away we can expedite a the sale. I am waiting so very much a response. Thank a you. :evil:

True story: A swimmer sends all his buddies an e-mail asking, "Did any of you find my black thongs in the locker room?" You can just imagine what all his buddies e-mailed him back not knowing that what he meant to ask was, "Did anybody find my black flip flops in the locker room?"<br><br>Post edited by: raehamilton, at: 2008/04/25 06:09

You gotta LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the Door where a drunken stranger, standing in thePouring rain, Is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the Morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. ´Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is Pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke Down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed Of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out Into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark. 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.

Here are some that I am posting. I'm very ill so I will be off the computer for a bit. Joke: Hiding Place The doc told a man that pleasuring himself before intimacy often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered and alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he reailized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, se bajo los pantalones and started to pleasure himself. He closed his eyes and thought of his lvr. As he grew closer to to excitement, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the excitement, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

Just Incase A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun. ''Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated.'' ''Great,'' says the man. ''But what's the gun for?'' ''In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog.''

Hey, no problem. I love reading your jokes too.

What I Want in a Man Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens as much as talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42): 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52): 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62): 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72): 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet

The Wrinkled Nightgown A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

When I read it I couldn't stop laughing. I don't know who came up with it but it was nice to laugh so hard this morning. My husband, his aunt and cousin send me jokes almost every day. I don't know where they get them. After I sent them a few from this forum they just couldn't stop sending some to me. Actually, I have to go to the Dr. this morning. I woke up and my throat is closed up and sore. I can't even swallow water it hurts. I needed the laugh. Thanks.

Hey, I e-mailed the joke to you cause it was not appropriate for this forum but here is the last line. "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third pub!!!

Little Nancy's Pet Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your dumb cat."

Milking it A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. “Breast fed,” the woman replied. “Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.” “I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: very funny.

Totally Bats Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?" The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you." After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?" The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!" Other bat says, "I didn't."

The Bottom Line A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse's behind before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse's behind?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them." A comedy central joke.

That's A Buncha Bull A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the bull who lost the bullfight. Intrigued, the man went inside, only to find that where was a six-week waiting list to get to eat the loser's balls. So he signed up and came back six weeks later. When he got his meal, there were two teeny, teeny balls on his plate. He called the waiter over to complain. "I've waited six weeks for bull balls. What are these?" "Sir," the waiter said, "the bull doesn't always lose." This joke was on comedy central.

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either!"

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that gun.'"