Some funny quote's
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
He who laughs last didn't get it