Supernova

She would be here all night Q ELAINE --- Hi ladies, 3 words describing bernie,clever,loving and my hero always there when i need him ,without the cape and underpants. ELAINE THE WIFE XX

Love the danger, live life till the end. :woohoo: edited by: Supernova, at: 2010/02/22 19:41

5# Legs onto my

Well last night I said to my wife 'I feel like a new man' She said ---------------- So do I. :unsure:

It was only for one night, sniff.

A SENIOR MOMENT Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, re-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. A s they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: 1-- To make an appointment to see me. 2-- To query a missing payment. 3-- To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. 4-- To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. 5-- To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. 6-- To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. 7-- To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorised Contact.) 8-- To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8 9-- To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an Establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year. Your Humble Client

19# higher than a

Hi I am here and I did forget my pass word thing because I am a bloke having a senior moment. I have the forum in my faves section and never need a password but then um well I did so any way I am here. If I can forget birthdays and appointments then passwords have no chance. :whistle: It was all my fault :blush: :blush:

HURT IS A MYTH, LIVE IT (sound up!!) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:<br><br>Post edited by: Supernova, at: 2010/02/10 19:06

Acappella wrote: Stainless. great idea thanks :)

Sorry no call for that, I was just asking if there could be a problem with the chemicals. After the Chroming.

Well I think that is very helpfull, thanks everybody.

Notice the (bald) crane operator running away. NO it was not me. :whistle:

UPDATE, I went to the lake yesterday (Sunday 8th) The new fuel mix,the new prop shaft, the new water cooled manifold, all added up to a very interesting afternoon, it went like a bat out of hell. All the mods and work have come together to make a very competitive power boat. I still need to do a few mods to it but it is looking very good for the summer season. Top speed 47.8 mph by speed cam. I will get my camera back very soon and when I do I will post the results here. I got back home at 6pm totally worn out, with the cold and it was a very long day by the lake, but that is what you get from being a a silly old man with a TOY.

6# My lovely cat

dont drink coffee can you stand on your head?

England my England Goodbye to my England, So long my old friend Your days are numbered, being brought to an end To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh that's fine But don't say you're English, that's way out of line. The French and the Germans may call themselves such So may Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane But don't say you're English ever again. At Broadcasting House the word is taboo In Brussels it's scrapped, in Parliament too Even schools are affected. Staff do as they're told They must not teach children about England of old. Writers like Shakespeare, Milton and Shaw The pupils don't learn about them anymore How about Agincourt, Hastings , Arnhem or Mons ? When England lost hosts of her very brave sons. We are not Europeans, how can we be? Europe is miles away, over the sea We're the English from England, let's all be proud Stand up and be counted - Shout it out loud! Let's tell our Government and Brussels too We're proud of our heritage and the Red, White and Blue Fly the flag of Saint George or the Union Jack Let the world know -WE WANT OUR ENGLAND BACK !!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Ladies terrified!! no that is concentration, they looked very relaxed at the end, also trying to keep dignified in that situation just don't work, BTW They won the title in the P1 powerboat series in Sisely.

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Never! Can you touch your nose with your elbow

A view from the inside of the real thing.

Try this one Jill.

pearllyn wrote: I agree 100% with Lyn, Biking is good for the butt and it is not hard to keep going, just get off and walk if it hurts.You have my sympathy, with the splints. :pinch: Bernie.