Supernova

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one! Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her primary students put on his boots, Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. he then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off then he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear them.' Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace and courage she had left, to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed them in the toes of my boots.' Her trial starts next month

18# The dinosaur next door

JillyBeanz wrote: Doh

stopping us from

pearllyn wrote: Haha - surely not!! Especially not with so many minor babes in line ready to snap you up!!!!:laugh: Hmmmm name one?

10# angry at the

#7children and bikes

The biggest bird in the world (and it is not my ex)

Keep at it babes, my wife thinks I have a cute bum, I think it is to do with the bike. It really burns calories.

Na got to work this Sunday :(

NA!!

pearllyn wrote: Elaine says, Any takers to be number 1 cos I am giving him away. She typed that, not me.

I ride my bike to work every day (7 miles one way)and that keeps me fit, I don't ride if the weather is bad eg rain. Bike riding works out the bum bits and the lungs, as long as you drink water.

Excellent no work so went home early and got payed for the full shift Are you right or left handed?

So whats for tea?

Jets. What's the time?

Jets. What's the time?

Jill, get on it.

This looks like it should be in the games room? B)

pearllyn wrote: This is Elaine. Sorry about the crack in the pic on her right cheek but it is taken from an old 35mm photo

You see Lyn it is all in the mind, that is why they call me fathead :unsure:

http://spaceweather.com/

pearllyn wrote: Lol - don't know how I missed this one - Priceless! danmcq wrote: {Feel-good-0002006E}{Feel-good-0002006E}{Feel-good-0002006E} Vintage Bernie! More please!! Who are you calling Vintage, :woohoo:

OOOPS sorry. :blush: I was just trying to make the Ladies feel better, when somebody says Dieit to me I think they are changing the colour of something,:blink: Any way I am just a bloke. Eat simple, drink water and good exercise, will do most of it for you.

harmonicaman68, I have just looked at the link and there is so much truth in it. I have been able to sample the content of CO2 in the atmosphere and it is not a very major part of the atmosphere, I think that if we need to panic it would be the amount of NO2 Nitrogen, some 80%. But they cant tax that bit. Unless you put to much on your tomato plants. :ohmy: