Supernova

Explain this if you can, first pics of landing sites. http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/17jul_lroc.htm :P ;)

Thanks Judy, it our conservatory and that is where I play my guitars badley.

Here she is in her new country lodge, Inside this time but soon to be outside in the fresh air, I had no trouble getting her in there with her favourit food pistaciho nuts [unsalted] Thank you Rachael for selling me the new cage. now its been a long day Bernie. Post edited by: Supernova, at: 2009/07/19 22:10<br><br>Post edited by: Supernova, at: 2009/07/19 22:14

OH! The cleaning. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

That is great news they do like it, just like kids they will, given time.

Well, I never new that, so A STORK had nothing to do with us then ?? :blush:

:ohmy: That is very bad news, very sorry to read this, I hope all turns out ok for you all. Keep well, everybody. Bernie.

That is a great clip :)

A poem from a not very happy Englishman. GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK. HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES. HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY. HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE, I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME. BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES, MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME, SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM. FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD. I AM GLAD I AM ENGLISH, I AM GLAD I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG AND BROWN WAS A TREE

On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten The dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. Bernie :whistle:

A trip to my Doctor, Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride' AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Bernie

I have just bought Ben a new house, She has 2 now. This her outside country home. Her main mansion is in its normal place. Trust a lady to need 2 homes to mess up, for us men to clean. And that is just my bit. But I am happy. Post edited by: Supernova, at: 2009/07/18 15:20<br><br>Post edited by: Supernova, at: 2009/07/18 15:21

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A week's holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You can play with toys all your life. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do all your Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier ! Bernie.

I love em, here is my dad having a go.

What ever next :ohmy: Somebody will try to tell me teddy does not eat his brekies <br><br>Post edited by: Supernova, at: 2009/07/17 16:46

Jane08 wrote: They where so there

SORRY :blush:

They did everything they set out to do. They ARE going back soon, this time with 4 men on a new launch vehicle. The idea is to start Moon base for Mars. The main issue with NASA now, is the ISS project. http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/main/index.html September 19, 2005—Today NASA unveiled plans to return humans to the moon by 2018. Astronauts will travel in a new vehicle that combines technologies developed for the space shuttle and Apollo programs. The last lunar landing took place during the Apollo 17 mission in 1972. The new plan is expected to cost about 104 billion U.S. dollars over the next 13 years. If successful, the plan will help President George W. Bush achieve the vision for space exploration that he outlined on January 14, 2004. At that time Bush said his goal is to return humans to the moon by 2020. Bernie.

My wife just informed me that kitchen appliances are NOT white to match her wedding dress. :blink: Got that one wrong.

I have just asked my wife what it is, and yes it can also be added.

I can add it to the course. :woohoo:

She, can they read? Ahem.

AVAILABLE NOW - CLASSES FOR MEN ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, lunch will be provided as will instructions as how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you. Topics covered on this course include: DAY ONE TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics) DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate amongst a panel of experts REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Helpline and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation and anger management LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Role playing and slideshow HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available (male counsellers sadly unavailable-none passed training course) Bernie [in hiding] :whistle:

Ever wonder what all the American pets do, every year, at this time, when you are all having a party. HAVE A GREAT TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bernie