Supernova

HIC is a hicough when one is pissed,[drunk] If you see what I mean.

Daddys gonna eat your fingers! (This one is worth passing on.) This one is for everyone who... a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids. I guess that means all of us!! DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said , 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, 'What's wrong, honey?' She replied, 'What happened to my bogey?' Ahhh.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the Title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

OK will do.

Here they are. There are more but I cant do them all. I am under pressure by some ladies. B)<br><br>Post edited by: Supernova, at: 2009/08/21 21:27

My little dog will jump like a cat if Ben flaps in the room so I Keep them apart and the mog also. They all have there own territories. [i think thats how we spel it]. Bernie.

Where ???????????? My bike won't start, I need a bus.

Ben is great, and we had great weather the pics will show that

Thanks Judy, Ben is fine he has not used any bad words yet my son looked after her. By the way why are you in a bad mood? pm.

I have just come home from my holiday in the New Forrest With my Wife and my little dog Tevish. It was heaven. I cant post my pics because I cant access photo bucket because my puter was vandalised by some nerds with viruses so nogo for now sorry. I will when I can. I have lost all my little smillie men too :angry: Bernie.

I had trouble typing it being dyxsictic sorry dixslistic sorry disectic DOH, bent eyesight.

I love a good larf.

HIC. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4.. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6.. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. And I told you all I was Dyslexic, but I can read them when I am spids. Nerbie.

I made my own sandwiches a few months ago, cheese and onion, my favourite, then after eating all of them I thought they tasted funny :sick: My wife said I must have used the daffodill bulbs by mistake, because no onions had gone missing ?? Anyway I went to hospital with bad tummy pains and askd if I would be in the hospital for long and the doctor said yes, but you will be out this comming spring.

DOWN AS ALLWAYS

:laugh: I will fix it to the cage just in case.

Thanks everybody that was very helpfull, because I was not sure about it, but Ben can have one now. Bernie.

sorry forgot the smilie

What do you all think of concrete perches. Ben is getting long sharp claws and it hurts my finger. Bernie.

The only thing I have noticed is Ben gets agresive when I change to anything other than Harrisons, as for poop well as much as allways. Could Alfie be eating more ?

In England it against the law to even think about a gun, you get 4 years for carrying a knife. Police dont carry, neither security. But crooks as you call them deal in guns. We call them something else. This WE NEED MORE OF. Bernie.

26 Pounds for 5LB Bag. At Companion care, This is the vet section at Pets at Home.

Give you a clue

Cant beat sawdust or grass, Both easy to get bird poo off.

I have sent him my ticket.