You are bored one day so you decide to clean the attic. As you search through the boxes you come across a pressing machine with strange engraver plates. To your amazement you see that they are plates for the $100 bill. As you search further you find sheets of 25% linen and 75% cotton paper made by Zerox. Search on the internet tells you that that is the exact blend of paper that money is printed on so you immediately start printing your fortune. Unfortunately, the first day you go shopping, as you are unloading your boxes of new clothes and appliances from your new Cadillac the feds show up. Fifty years in maximum security for counterfeiting!!! Your mistake, Crane is the only manufacturer of paper the Treasury Dept. uses and you are busted for using Zerox!!!!!
I wish my grey could fly free outside and return on command every time!