A lady was walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the lovely gray bird. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home she sees the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady is now incredibly ticked off. The next day on the way to work she sees the same parrot and once again it says,"Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady is so furious she storms into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird barbecued. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won't say it again. That evening when the lady walks past the store on the way home, the parrot says, "Hey lady." The lady pauses and scowls with an icy and deadly stare, and hoarsely says, "Yes?" The bird strutting back and forth on its perch says in a cocky manner, "You know."
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