MisterDavE

i tried to teach my parrot to play dominoes and to make a dominoe tower but she just liked throwing the table football at them and knocking them over. go team clëo. DavE

Ooooh i got all excited started writing how impressed i was someone else in the world used the word groovy and then guess who churped in not clëo but teresa saying i had said it and you were just repeating my phrase i was soo happy oww that sucks. and now teresa is telling me i sound like a child on sweets p.s. the old part was my sense of humour it becomes irritating and 57 isnt old silly DavE

Helllllloooo, i would say welcome but i'm new too I feel sowwi for you that you can have the joys of your parrot sleeping and pooping on you its yukky but kool, i have become so used to being pooped on twice a day i would feel wierd without it happy parroting DavE

I'm a character but it gets old fast trust me, i have had to put up with this idiot for 19years i take all the good photos of clëo but Teresa steals them and claims them for herself {greedy} but i will take secret photos and she will never know, i know this is a parrot website but i'll put pictures up of BuZZ too he is groovy. DavE oh thank you for the warm reception cheesey grin

oh im DavE hence misterdave and Teresa my better half and clëo's mummy is Nekkyousha oooh on paul o'grady show someone ate 10 garlics :sick:

sat next to teresa saying don't help me, don't help me i will find it myself, scouring with my eyes teresa gets annoyed and says click bloody forums so im like right game on. then realise i have been on this page a few times and guess what the first thing was. so here i am and me parroty. clëo [teresa gets ansy when i use the normal e] hahaha DavE hello children

Mystery still remains what is the introduction place oh i am being informed its the welcome board mystery solved again, apart from the fact i dont know what the welcome board is?? ahh ha its like wheres wally, i will find this welcome board, it's wife, it's dog and it's arch enemy DavE

I'm always scared of her bird naps, she only comes on my shoulder for either a poop or a sleep so its always a fifty/fifty gamble. That photo was damned hard to upload hey Teresa? took three attempts haha. DavE