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Is "Poop Off" a Sham?


SchroedersJen

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OK OK there REALLY needs to be a warning on this thread!! :laugh: I just made the large mistake of reading this all the way through and now I need some pee-off to fix the mess I made. I wonder if I need to let it soak for 10 minutes? Once done does that make me pissed-off?

 

Oh jeez, someone save me!! :blush:

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I read this thread the other day,

The contents caused me such dismay

It seemed that birds living in the US,

Were worthy of a spray to clean up their mess.

 

Do UK birds not 'poop' the same,

Manufacturers were obviously to blame,

I went to bed, but could not sleep,

So I came down stairs to have a peep.

 

I lifted the cover to check the mess,

I think UK poop is as good as the rest.

'To the makers I'll write' I said to myself,

Do they not care about UK health!

 

I went to the study to turn on Word....

This whole situation was quite absurd.

It was three in the morning, to late to write,

So I went up the stairs and turned in for the night.

 

Next day I went to shop online....

Some pellets for Ollie, he likes the 'fine'.

The surprise that I had made me splutter and cough....

Yes....you guessed it...I'D FOUND 'POOP OFF'

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