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Dave, you gave me a great idea:woohoo: I should put the poop off on the house for my neighbors to see. If I don't give them things to talk about they quite eagerly make things up on their own:laugh:

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OK OK there REALLY needs to be a warning on this thread!! :laugh: I just made the large mistake of reading this all the way through and now I need some pee-off to fix the mess I made. I wonder if I need to let it soak for 10 minutes? Once done does that make me pissed-off?

 

Oh jeez, someone save me!! :blush:

  • 4 months later...
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I've laughed until the tears came reading right through this one. I have a great solution.......and a new business idea though!! How about birdy diapers (or nappies for us in UK)

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{Feel-good-0002006E} Oh no........rofl. UK must be so behinds....I don't think we even have Poop Off!!!! We do have water though.lol

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Don't laugh at the bird diapers. My p'let wore one a lot,and I enjoyed not wearing poop for the moment

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As for poop off,I dunno,we just use diluted Simple Green,it cleans everything great!!

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I'm sorry.........but I need a diaper now........I have wet myself laughing!!! No disrespect...........but I've never seen one before. {Communicate-00020115}

  • 3 weeks later...
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I read this thread the other day,

The contents caused me such dismay

It seemed that birds living in the US,

Were worthy of a spray to clean up their mess.

 

Do UK birds not 'poop' the same,

Manufacturers were obviously to blame,

I went to bed, but could not sleep,

So I came down stairs to have a peep.

 

I lifted the cover to check the mess,

I think UK poop is as good as the rest.

'To the makers I'll write' I said to myself,

Do they not care about UK health!

 

I went to the study to turn on Word....

This whole situation was quite absurd.

It was three in the morning, to late to write,

So I went up the stairs and turned in for the night.

 

Next day I went to shop online....

Some pellets for Ollie, he likes the 'fine'.

The surprise that I had made me splutter and cough....

Yes....you guessed it...I'D FOUND 'POOP OFF'

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Well congrats Sue on finding some "Poop Off" I am sure you will be more than pleased with the results!!:P

 

Did you write that poem? If you did you are very talented, very clever Sue and thanks for sharing it with us.:laugh: :cheer:

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