Toni Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Do birds have a penis ? My b/f was wondering. I never thought to even wonderif they had a penis. I thought they just got on top of a female and sperm flows through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Ok, I'm NOT laughing! I think they do have one, but I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Ok I am laughing!!! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kibibi Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 No phallus. They mate by joining their cloacas. Then they have a cigarette :laugh: Here's a good related article. http://www.birdsnways.com/wisdom/ww33eiv.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Thanks for the link, Kibibi, and we can stop laughing now but forget about the cigarette!!!:laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah_Rae Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I read that the only bird that has a penis is the swan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookyhurst Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I was a psychology major in college, and took a semester of human sexuality. The first day all we did was watch every animal in the freaking world have sex :ohmy:. I totally don't remember what they said about the bird though. The only ones that will forever stick in mind are the wasp (the male uses his little penis to swab out the female's va-gi-gi to remove any previous male's sperm before depositing his own :huh:), a little rodent that has sex continually and then dies because of lack of food and sleep, and the very well-endowed elephant. There was also a nun who sat in front of me for about 2 weeks before she couldn't take it anymore and never returned. I also remember a guy who fell asleep and someone put a female condom on his chest (the teacher was having us pass it around). When he woke up and saw it, he completely freaked out :lol:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookyhurst Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Hannah_Rae wrote: I read that the only bird that has a penis is the swan. And ducks. My mom grew up on a farm, and said they had horny ducks. After they were through with the hen, they would run away with their heads lowered, and their little penis dangling behind them. My mom said it looked like rigatoni pasta :lol:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christo Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Boy now I know why people suggest this chat site. What a topic Actually I found this very interesting. What I always wonder is how some people can have a reference site so ready to give out when needed? I saw on Animal Planet just last week about that little rat who dies after having sex so long he doesn't eat. Amazing what men give up for sex::woohoo: :woohoo: Carynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 judygram wrote: Ok I am laughing!!! {Feel-good-0002006E} :laugh: :laugh: Me too, but not a silly question Toni <br><br>Post edited by: lovemyGreys, at: 2008/01/08 11:03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Thanx for the info...ok I guess I can laugh now !!{Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HilaryQ Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Wouldn't sexing just be so much easier if they did have a phallus though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevjoe Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Well Toni, you bring Up a good Point. Thank God us men have a Johnson, because I can't think how we would be able to have a way we could please a women. (DIKES not included) We would not be able to handle your nagging us without a Johnson and a place to put it. Love Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted January 9, 2008 Author Share Posted January 9, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006B} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Great thread for a morning laugh..... {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} karma Toni you have us all in fits {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 For a thread that was titled Please do not laugh, it sure has been a lot of laughing going on because of it. {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} we just cant stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 Well at least the question had some good humor in it I guess. I love U guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyric Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Hee hee. The way birds go about it without one it always amazes me that they manage to fertilize their eggs at all. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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