Greytness Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 I was just sitting here reading through the Grey Form posts with Maalik perched on my shoulder, when all of a sudden I felt something warm moving down the front of my shoulder, and into my bra. Yep, you guess it. Warm poop. SO disgusting. Why couldn't it have gone onto the front of my shirt? Thanks for the present, Maalik. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get changed. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRSeedBurners Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Yeah well, I had a nice warm load run down the side of my face tonight. GreycieMae has decided she likes sitting on my head and has started pooping up there. I found it in my hat a couple nights ago and tonight running down my face. I told everyone in the house that would listen that if it happens a third time I'm banning her from even being on me. The minute I get lazy with her she takes full advantage and she's found that I wont swat her off my head consistently. Time to up my game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greytness Posted December 13, 2014 Author Share Posted December 13, 2014 LOL Sterling! Maalik was looking like a pillar of innocense, when he decided to unceremoniously baptize me. It's like he was saying, Who, me???" Usually he flies away when nature calls. But no, not this time. I think that a facial 'plant' would be worse though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robopetz Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Oh no! Beemo is famous for doing this. I come home during my lunch hour to hand feed him and it never fails. I go back to work with a wet spot somewhere on my pants because he pooped on me. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kins2321@yahoo.com Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 NO WAY! I can tolerate poop on my shoulder, but NOT off my head! I always would give Sophie two minutes to get off my head, than redirect her! While she is a teenager now, it is rare for her to poop on me. Believe me... Sophie and I would snuggle before I went to work. It was " our time!", and I got pooped on! I will never forget the day I went to work, called a code within ten minutes being on the job, and my co-worker was trying to clean off birdpoop while I was doing CPR! LOL Nancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acappella Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I would try to train him to poop on command, and then take him to a place to poop every 20 minutes or so. When he's perching someplace other than on you and you see him doing the 'I'm gonna poop' butt wiggle, tell him "go poop" and then make a big fuss with a small treat when he does. It may work, it may not, but it's worth a try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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