One for the girls (guys no looking)

[danmcq]

BMustee wrote:

Here is an update to all men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

 

Women now realize that it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

 

I understand berna, those women are called lesbians ;-)

 

Siobha - That was hilarious. I atleast tell Kim to drive herself to the doctor to get checked. ;-) :-)

[Kaskoo]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: {Feel-good-0002006E}

[BMustee]

Hahaha Dan, I'm sure you'll love these.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?

 

Big Foot's been spotted several times.

 

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What's the smartest thing a man can say?

 

"My wife says...."

 

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

 

Make him wear shoes.

[siobha9]

:sick: The last one was a bit gross:P But Dan will definitely relate to the first one!:lol:

[Lyric]

Heee hee hee, you guys crack me up. It's funny to me that Dan can't help but add his 2 cents worth...

[siobha9]

The other men on the forum are a bit afraid of us I suppose! Its ok lads we don't bite...... :evil:

[judygram]

Speak for yourself Siobhan:whistle: :lol: but Dan is the only man with the guts to post in our thread so that makes him ok in my book;) :cheer:

[Lyric]

Yup, I like a man who can stand up for himself- Dan's okay in my book too! :laugh:

Hope his head doesn't get bigger from reading these posts though, then his Karnak hat won't fit anymore...

[Ina]

Tracy, i am also new to this forum but you made my day, please dont stop ............ we girls luv it.:woohoo:

[Ina]

Tracy, i am also new to this forum but you made my day, please dont stop ............ we girls luv it.:woohoo:

[Ina]

Tracy, i am also new to this forum but you made my day, please dont stop ............ we girls luv it.:woohoo:

[Toni]

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.. B)

[Luvparrots]

Toni, luv your post!! Ahh Dan a man of courage so few around anymore. Luv this thread!!!{Feel-good-0002006E}<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2008/12/06 17:28

[Toni]

Yea thats what makes Dan unique and cool..Just wants to be like the girls... ..Hes a brave soul..

[daveyj]

carnt get on for washing ironing hoovering cleaning to have a look{Feel-bad-00020063}

[casper]

Cheeky Dave! GIRLS ONLY!

 

Now go do all that cleaning {Feel-good-0002006E}

[danmcq]

Ok, so you ladies all think you want to give this another round or two huh?

 

Well, I'll look forward to the challenge of keeping you all entertained. ;-)

[Luvparrots]

Okay guys you want to peek so here goes...

 

What should you give a man who has everything?

 

A woman to show him how to work it.

[danmcq]

LOL!!

 

But, if a Man has EVERYTHING, he also possesses all the required support staff to see to all the meanial tasks. ;-)

[Luvparrots]

What's the smartest thing a man can say?

 

My wife says ....

[casper]

{Feel-good-0002006E} So true!

[danmcq]

Ok, I went and took your advice and asked my Wife what to say. She said she's not getting involved in this.....:unsure:

 

So, I graciously refrain from commenting on this. :-)

[Luvparrots]

How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

 

When you get just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. :silly:

[danmcq]

{Feel-good-0002006E}

[casper]

{Feel-good-0002006B}

 

So thats what it means;)