One for the girls (guys no looking)

[Tari]

One for the girls

 

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags

And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no gray

And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

 

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

[judygram]

Amen to that, sister.{Feel-good-000200A2}

[lovemyGreys]

Love it Tari

[Guest briansmum]

i second that, amen! excellent tari, karma for you for that laugh

[Guest Monique]

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[Talon]

Tari, That's the funniest thing I've seen all day! Thanks for the laugh! :laugh: :laugh:

[Toni]

OMGosh, I love it !!! Have to send that to a friend whose so so in her relationship. She'll get a good laugh.

[Tari]

I can't believe none of the guys have said a word. lol You know they had to look.

[Toni]

I thought at least Dan would come here and say something. You know just to be the funny smart A-- he is !! LUV YA DAN !!!! haha

[judygram]

I think the men are too much of wussies to come here and say anything, but I agree, they did look, and I bet they just shook their head and went on to the next thread. Their attitude is I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole.

 

 

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[lovemyGreys]

They are probably searching the internet for girl jokes to get their own back on Tari :laugh:

[Toni]

Yea I wouldnt doubt if they make some kind of Guys Only post.

[danmcq]

No, we haven't looked.....

[lovemyGreys]

Are you sure Dan

[judygram]

Well Dan, you had to look if you posted in this thread, Dan, Dan, Dan, what am I gonna do with you. Let me think on this a bit and I'll get back with ya.

[Tari]

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[Talon]

Really, I'm sure CD has looked, where's his smart-ass comment? Oops, did I say that, sorry girls...I know FAMILY FORUM! :whistle:

[judygram]

Talon, I am shocked, you know this is a family forum, but you took the words right out of my mouth.:whistle:

[spookyhurst]

Oh oh, I want to share a "make fun of men" joke too :

 

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they're used."

[lovemyGreys]

Oh gosh the men are not going to be happy :whistle:

[Talon]

Spooky, I love that!!

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[Toni]

ok man bashing time huh?? lol....I knew Dan would be in here. Curiousty killed the cat.

[judygram]

Well sometimes the truth hurts, right girls? I am gonna have to dig around in my vault and find a few good ones I know I have stored.

 

This is gonna be a good thread for us girls.:laugh:

[lovemyGreys]

one more

 

A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!

[judygram]

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