Tari Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Amen to that, sister.{Feel-good-000200A2} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Love it Tari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest briansmum Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 i second that, amen! excellent tari, karma for you for that laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monique Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Tari, That's the funniest thing I've seen all day! Thanks for the laugh! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 OMGosh, I love it !!! Have to send that to a friend whose so so in her relationship. She'll get a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tari Posted August 25, 2007 Author Share Posted August 25, 2007 I can't believe none of the guys have said a word. lol You know they had to look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I thought at least Dan would come here and say something. You know just to be the funny smart A-- he is !! LUV YA DAN !!!! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I think the men are too much of wussies to come here and say anything, but I agree, they did look, and I bet they just shook their head and went on to the next thread. Their attitude is I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole. {Communicate-0002011A} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 They are probably searching the internet for girl jokes to get their own back on Tari :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Yea I wouldnt doubt if they make some kind of Guys Only post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 No, we haven't looked..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Are you sure Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Well Dan, you had to look if you posted in this thread, Dan, Dan, Dan, what am I gonna do with you. Let me think on this a bit and I'll get back with ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tari Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Really, I'm sure CD has looked, where's his smart-ass comment? Oops, did I say that, sorry girls...I know FAMILY FORUM! :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Talon, I am shocked, you know this is a family forum, but you took the words right out of my mouth.:whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookyhurst Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Oh oh, I want to share a "make fun of men" joke too : The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they're used." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Oh gosh the men are not going to be happy :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Spooky, I love that!! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 ok man bashing time huh?? lol....I knew Dan would be in here. Curiousty killed the cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Well sometimes the truth hurts, right girls? I am gonna have to dig around in my vault and find a few good ones I know I have stored. This is gonna be a good thread for us girls.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 one more A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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