Corrupt-a-Dream

[judygram]

Opps, I don't have a passport, but my hubby is going out of the country tomorrow, so while the cat is away, Judy will play.:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

 

But the day doesn't last before the s*** hits the fan and all hell breaks loose and the forum loses the best members they ever had.:ohmy:

[Toni]

But you realize you are in the real world and not a fantasy world.

 

I wish I had a giant Sunflower field and the sunflowers would bloom forever.

[nevjoe]

Lived in Kansas a while and those fields are beautiful. A far as you can see.

 

I am still wishing for being in Japan having those women with the crazy makeup walk on my back, with their bare feet. Light weight, Feet soft as a baby bottom,slim and tall with the scent of roses.

 

Joe

[judygram]

You are a persistant man aren't you Joe.

 

But you are in Japan enjoying the walk on your back by the lightweight women in crazy makeup, and their feet are baby soft smelling of roses and you are so relaxed you don't notice the aliens arrive and laserblast you into a million pieces, but not a hair is harmed on the women, heh, heh, heh.

 

I wish I were one of those Japanese women with the crazy makeup who survived.

[nevjoe]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crule women can be. And women are the weaker sex. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

I wish I had a New York Corn beef sandwich piled high with brown spicey mustard, and some fresh coleslaw, with a wild cherry soda.

 

Joe

[judygram]

Just who are you calling the weaker sex, Joe, thems fighting words, my man, you should know better than that.

 

But even though the sandwich is tasty because you said women are the weaker sex, it lodges in your throat and you die a horrible death because the weaker sex could not do the heimlich maneuver on you to save your life.

 

I wish I had that sandwich also, would be very tasty.

[danmcq]

But, the sandwhich has gone stale, but hey you can eat it still......at your own risk.

 

I wish I was in maui.

[nevjoe]

Do they have the women who walk on your back there too? Then count me in.

 

 

I wish I had a larger workworking shop to work in. It's only 12x20.

 

Joe

[danmcq]

Wish granted, but n ow to pay for it, you work 7 days a week , 14 hours a day in the new shop.

 

I wish I had a hanging Playstand ;-)

[nevjoe]

What size.

 

 

I want a ice cream malt. Not the kind they sell now but the you can drink, not scoop out with a spoon. Today you but it and wait 1/2 hour before drink it.

 

Joe

[Toni]

It's a very hot sunny day and when you get it, it will melt in seconds and become soup.

[danmcq]

Ahem....Toni you forgot to post for the next poster...

 

I hope the next poster, posts a next poster question, so the next poster will get to answer, before posting to the next poster ;-)

[nevjoe]

Toni last wish:

 

I wish I had a giant Sunflower field and the sunflowers would bloom forever.

[judygram]

But the birds come and eat all the seeds from the sunflowers and you cannot propagate new sunflowers with out the seeds.

 

I wish this week would last a lifetime.

[Tricky]

It does, but it just repeats itself forever like groundhog day and every week you hear the same news and the same things happen and eventually it's no fun for you.

 

 

I wish all food items contained caffeine!

[Toni]

aww thanx for posting that wish Joe.

[Toni]

oops sorry Dan.

[nevjoe]

Toni, Do you have a wish to enter??????????

 

Joe

[judygram]

I guess Toni forgot in her excitement over Joe, so I will continue it.

 

I wish I would go home this afternoon and find some good emails.

[nevjoe]

How does it feel to want? Who knows your e-mail address?

 

I wish I had a a copy of a first edition book of Hemingway's "To have and have not". Movie was made of this book. Boggie and Bacall in 1944.

 

Joe

[judygram]

I want a lot, Joe and don't you wish you had my email address.

 

But your copy is written in pig latin and you don't understand a word of it.

 

I wish I could swim like a fish, dance like Baby in "Dirty Dancing" and eat like a pig and not gain an ounce of extra fat.

[nevjoe]

Is that allllllllll. Sure you don't want a little bit more.

 

I wish for the same book in ENGLISH, I don't know pig latin like some other people do.

 

Joe

[judygram]

But the book is in English, but in Braille, and you cannot read that either.

 

I wish I could hire Joe to do all my cooking for me.

[nevjoe]

Joe can cook for you anytime. FED EX. I've done it before.

 

I wish for some waffles and ice cream. So I'll make my wish come true RIGHT NOW. Hello Perkins, table for one, please.

 

Joe

[Tricky]

But you've suddenly become lactose intolerant, and the ice cream gives you mad stomach pains.

 

 

I wish my classes would stay as easy as they've been for the first three days for the whole year.