Corrupt-a-Dream

[judygram]

I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole.:ohmy:

[Guest Lidia]

danmcq wrote:

I wish I was the Long Haired Guy on the Island ;-)

 

You are made the long-haired guy on the island, but because the islanders are now encased in lava, it is decided to appease their angry souls by giving each of them a piece of you. You are sliced in an industrial ham slicer into thousands upon thousands of rounds, each no more than a half-millimetre thick.

 

On seeing the desolated island, I wish I could make it all better.

[danmcq]

Unfortunately a mere Human cannot repsir carnage of this magnitude. So it remains as is for eternity.

 

I wish I could take an extended trip to African and study the Wild Grey's in their natural habitat.

[CeasarsDad]

You finally get your wish to go to Africa.. You plane encounters engine trouble and begins a spiral death plunged.. You make your way to the top of the tail section with moves you saw on some James Bond movie.. Just as the plane is about to crash to the ground you jump up in the air to cushion the impact on yourself. ( yeah I know that doesn't work for real but this is a internet forum where anything is possible) You survive the crash but are LOST on a tiny island all by yourself.

 

I wish is lived closer to the ones I love.

[danmcq]

Your dream comes true and you rally all us Forumites to start a new City Called GreyForums Ville. WE all live there in the wire mesh encapsulated City which allows us to all free fly our Greys and never clip again BUT.....The Forum Gods become angered at the lack of posts! WE all commune together and talk, dine and call each other and quit posting. The Forum Gods direct a huge Meteor at Greyforums Ville that leaves a magnificent Crater where our City and all forumites once walked and lived.

 

I wish I could find a way off the Island and finally reach Cameroon to study the Grey's.

[Tricky]

A nice man with a boat comes to rescue you and take you to Cameroon, but before he lets you off board, he erases your memory and you can't figure out why you're in Cameroon in the first place.

 

 

I wish I could meet an elephant.

[Toni]

A zoo keeper was walking towards you with and elephant for you to meet.A little mouse crosses the elephants path and scares the elephant away before you get a chance to meet him.

 

I wish I can ride on the back of a killer whale.

[judygram]

But the back of the whale is slippery and the whale moves around so quickly that you slide off and a shark comes by and spots lunch, which is you, and I don't have to spell it out do I, we all know what is next.

 

I wish I was back on that tropical island with a handsome hunk by my side.

[danmcq]

Your wish is granted, but it is Josey, the lOve of yoru life :-) What a Hunk of a Grey ;-)

 

I wish I could remember my study of Grey's in the Wild.

[Guest briansmum]

ok, so you're on the island and just as you and your hunk are going to run loving into eachothers arms, a tidal wave comes and washes him away.. aaaaw

 

i wish i was a kid again.

[judygram]

But you don't remember because you have amnesia and you don't even remember who you are.

 

I wish I knew how to play the piano.

[danmcq]

Poof....You are a 3 momth old baby and now must find a set of Parents to adopt you....

 

I wish there were 10,000 active posters on this Forum.

[Guest briansmum]

an now the forum is over run and you spend that much time moderating poor dayo misses his daddy

 

i wish i could fly!!!

[danmcq]

You can, but then a 747 jetliners engine sucks you through as you end up directly in it's path!

 

I would like to visit another Galaxy and study it's Planets.

[judygram]

But you find that space travel is not suitable for greys so you have to leave Dayo behind and it breaks both your hearts.

 

I wish everyone here on this forum could get along and be happy for ever and ever.

[danmcq]

Oh, that wish is already true! But, since you want to be on an Island, there is no Internet connection and sadly, you can no longer post on the forum :-(

 

I wish, I could travel around the seas on a huge Yacht with my Wife and Dayo.

[judygram]

But your huge yacht hits a coral reef and breaks apart, leaving you, Kim and Dayo floating around on flotsom, and Dayo flies away.

 

I wish I was a genie and could grant wishes.

[danmcq]

Oh, but you get put back into the bottle for another 1000 tears due to your naughty and tricky behaviour in granting wishes for yourself.

 

I wish I was in Monterey right now, watching the Ocean while sipping a a hot b52 coffee.

[judygram]

But a huge mudslide takes you out to sea and that coffee with it.

 

I wish I was on that island, I can't seem to stay away from that island with that six foot hunk of a man on it.

[danmcq]

Ok, your got your Island with a (short) 6 foot hunk of Man, but the problem is, he was 6.5 feet tall and his head was lopped off by local natives. So, it is truly just a hunk a man......

 

I would like to visit Antarctica and view the emperor penguins yearly breeding trek.

[judygram]

Boy, you really know how to corrupt a dream, Dan.

 

But when you go to Antarctica, you forget your down parka and you freeze to death looking for the penquins.

 

I wish I could swim like a fish, fly like an eagle and run like the wind.

[Toni]

poof your wish is granted.. Your new name is Hurricane Judy.

 

I wish that I can travel around the world in a balloon

[judygram]

Very good Toni.

 

Poof, your wish is granted, but the balloon runs out of helium and guess what, the basket falls with you in it.

 

I wish I could be young again.

[danmcq]

Wish granted, your 5 years old, but you now have new parents and you live in the high mountains of tibet and your family are sheep herders.....

 

I wish I could take a ride on a nuclear submarine.

[judygram]

But the sub has a nuke meltdown and you sink to the bottom of the ocean, never to be seen again.

 

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, so everyone would be in love with me.