Corrupt-a-Dream

[Toni]

You accidently called the landscaper they hauled in cow manure and put that in the pool.

 

I want to buy a navy blue H3 Hummer and deck it out in Chicago Bears.

[Toni]

wrong one

[CeasarsDad]

The cost of Gas goes to $10 a gallon and you can't drive it anymore..

 

I want true happiness in my life....

[judygram]

But you find out true happiness is a figment of your imagination.

 

I want more tattoos.

[Tari]

But you get sick from a dirty needle when you got your next one.

 

I wish for lower gas prices.

[judygram]

To Celery, the Puget Sound swells enormously and raises up into the mountains and washes your cabin away.

 

To Tari, but the lower gas prices causes people to drive too much and the gas supply dries up.

 

I want to be forgiven for all my sins.

[CeasarsDad]

But your "ark" sinks when in a terrible storm it's struck but a 10,000,000,000 volt lighting bolt.. You survive..

 

I want to make everyone around me happy... then find happiness myself

[Tari]

You find total happeness to be boring and start a life of crime.

 

I want an electic car.

[judygram]

But the law of physics is disrupted by a group of aliens and the atmosphere will no longer generate electricity, hence your car dies and won't revive.

 

I want to be loved unconditionally for the rest of my life.

[danmcq]

But, your Grey leaves for another.....

 

I want to go back and get a degree in Marine Biology.

[Tari]

All the oceans dry up.

 

I wish I was a bird vet.

[judygram]

But the avian flu mutates into a deadly virus that wipes out all birds on the face of the earth.

 

I wish for everlasting peace.

[danmcq]

Good idea, but a huge Solar flare occurs and removes the anti-gravity properties.

 

I want all smog and toxins to just magically disappear from the Earth.

[judygram]

But guess what else magically disappears but you too.

 

I want to be healthy, live a long life and be loved for who I am.

[danmcq]

You wish for something you already have, therefore the Forum God deals you a fateful blow for ungreatfulness.

 

I would like to go on an Alaskan 2 Week Cruise.

[Guest Lidia]

Your cruise could easily be blighted by melting icebergs and pack ice and, leaning overboard to look closely at something that catches your eye, you might slip and fall into the jaws of a waiting shark, such as the killer whale.

 

I often dream of a hidden room in my family home, but I've never worked out what it is. It is my dream to find the hidden room and all it contains.

[danmcq]

The hidden room turns out to be an old basement long abandoned, filled with nothing but Moss and in-grown tree roots.

 

I would like to live high in the Sierra Mountains, near a Clear pristine lake at 10,000 feet and not see other humans unless I desire to go down for some entertainment.

[Tari]

Your dream comes true but you fall off that mountain and die.

 

I wish to live deep deep deep in the forest and still have internet. lol

[Toni]

You will live in the deep forest and have internet but a Sasquatch also lives with you and wont let you on the internet.

 

I want to live on a tropical Island being served dinner and wine by 6 buffed men.

[judygram]

Hey, I want that, Toni, can I share it with you?

 

But the island is also inhabited by cannibals, and you and your 6 buffed men end up as dinner.

 

I want a man who can wait on me hand and foot.

[Tari]

You get your man but he has no emotions.

 

I want to live where is never gots above 70 degrees.

[Guest Lidia]

Oh, Tari, it's dreadful. You end up in a lean-to at the foot of Mount Terror on the Antarctic continent. You passport has been revoked and you are forced to subsist on penguin jerky and ice water.

 

I dream of a life on the ocean wave, my parrot on my shoulder and, mysteriously, NO wooden limbs.

[danmcq]

Uh Oh, here comes Moby Dick and you now have a wooden leg and to top it off, your Parrot lost balance during the attack and put your eye out. So you also wear an eye patch :-)

 

I want to go to the Bahama's for a 30 day vacation with wife and Dayo..Pina Colada's, kick a little sand dancing in the moonlight and just relaxing.

[judygram]

But your wife leaves you and takes Dayo with her, you go to the Bahamas alone, but there is a tidal wave that washes the sand away and you are left with nothing to relax on and no coconuts so therefore no pina coladas.

 

I want love, more love and everlasting love.

[danmcq]

Oh, boy, that is something only God can give and humans will always let you down, down , down so your dream is shattered.

 

I just want a couple of Big Beef Enchiladas smothered all over with melted cheese...