sue09 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 You wake up and realise you are in a beautiful palace. Your dream came true....you are the Queen. You look around and find a bell pull....ding dong. Up comes your lady in waiting and tells you the prime minister is waiting to see you.......not even time for breakfast. You go down to your library where the prime minister is pacing the floor. You spend the whole morning trying to solve a political scandle. Just as you are about to take lunch, you catch sight of a newspaper. Oh no!! What has your cousin been up to now. You have to sort it.......afternoon gone and just when you think things couldn't get any worse you get a call from the French president and spend 4 hours attempting to prevent a security breach. You realise that it is midnight and you need to go to bed...... not quite the job you thought!! I wish Ollie hadn't bitten me today.it hurt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 You are in lucky the time goes backward until just before the forbidden bite from Ollie, you are prepared this time and as time goes forward you quickly move your hand away but this frightens Ollie and he flies out the door your husband has just come in. You spend the rest of the night trying to bribe Ollie from the neighbors 40 feet evergreen tree in the pouring rain! I wish I could turn back time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sue09 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Well, you have had the worst week you could imagine. If it could possibly have gone wrong it did!!! You are so fed up that you decide to polish your ornaments. After breaking your favourite piece you wish that you could turn the clock back. Suddenly, you find yourself back at the beginning of the week. Unfortunately, too late, you realise you can't change anything and you have to live the whole darned week again. When you start polishing the ornaments, to your horror, you wishe the same wish and it starts all over again!!! You live for ever reliving the worst week of your life. I wish my car hadn't broken down today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 After the tow truck gets you to the garage and after 3 hours of intense searching, your mechanic finds your car didn't breakdown after all. Someone put a tennis ball in the exhaust and once the ball was removed your car worked excellently. Unfortunately, you still had to pay the 3 hours in labor for your mechanic to locate the problem!!!!! $$$$$$$$$ I wish everyone a happy Sunday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sue09 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 You wake on Sunday morning and on going down stairs everyone greets you wih a smile. It seems that whatever you say makes them laugh. You head off to the park and everyone that passes you is laughing. You begin to think your skirt is caught in your knickers or something. By the time you arrive at the park everyone walking their dogs is laughing....in fact, even the dogs are laughing. You can't stand it any longer and cover your ears and run back to the house. All your family are screaming with laughter....you run upstairs and cover your head with the duvet. When you wake.....hooray....it's Monday and sanity has returned. I wish I could go on a holiday tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchroedersJen Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 You go on holiday, but everyone else has to work and your birds have made plans w/o you. You are bored and alone all day. I wish that in a room with 500 other people w/ jury duty today, I could find at least one person that has an IQ higher than a houseplant to talk to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 You are in luck the attorneys on both sides find all potential jurors incompetent save you and bring in 500 more potential jurors. Unfortunately they are all mathematicians and find your abilities beneath them. I wish there were 4 weekend days and only 3 working days in a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sue09 Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Well.....you have it. The Government declare that Friday is now officially the weekend as well. They name you as the person who contributed most to the campaign. Unfortunately....now all the banks are closed for three days a week as well and those people who always got paid on Fridays have to wait until Monday. You become very unpopular as the shops takings at weekend is halved. You are unable to leave your house as the shopkeepers are protesting outside. You end up having to leave the country and arrive in a country where you have to work seven days a week to earn enough to eat!! I wish that my diet was working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 You start to get thinner and thinner and smaller and smaller and although you try to eat more you continue to shrink in size and stature until you are invisible to everyone. I wish we could restart a day and change it if we wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 a device is invented to allow you to do so but it hasn't been perfected yet and still has a lot of bugs. unfortunately this means that it sometimes goes off on its own and makes you restart a day you didn't want to. sometimes this happens several times a day... i wish i could do a cartwheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 You practice every day for a month and finally you can cartwheel with the best of them. One day as you are showing off for the neighborhood you cartwheel four consecutive times and end up in the almost dried cement of the new sidewalk, ooops! You are stuck!!!! I wish I could make perfect pie crust!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codys Mom Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 u can't make perfect pie crust , your pie crusts are soggy and wimpy:evil: I wish to be rich and retire from work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Ahhhh, you are now rich and retired but the joy of being able to do what you want is marred by the fact that all your friends still have to work to earn a living and so you have no one to enjoy your new freedom with. You drown your sorrows in ice cream and calorie laded treats and gain 100 lbs!!!!! I wish I could eat anything I wanted and gain no extra weight.<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2009/08/06 06:05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchroedersJen Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 You don't gain any weight, in fact, you can't keep weight on. At first it's cool, you get that Hollywood body everyone dreams of, but then there is a family intervention because everyone thinks you're aneorexic.....and you end up in a loony bin/treatment facility. That doesn't work though and you continue to waste away till you're to skinny to shop in the juniors dept, your boobs go away and nobody will look at you. I wish Buddy would stop pooping in my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Great news, Buddy stops pooping in your hair and you are delighted. Unfortunately he now poops in your left shoe!! :sick: And to make things worse, Schroeders has starting pooping in your hair every time you wash it!:blink: I wish every night sky was clear and I could always see the stars up above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codys Mom Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 u don't get your wish u get lightening and rain for 40 days and nights I wish I could get a good 12 hour sleep just one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You go to a hypnotist and he puts you under for twelve hours of blissful sleep. Nice and peaceful sleeping for you has the world goes into total and devastating chaos. Buildings crumbling, vehicles stalling, all animals stampeding and flying around amuck. Name it, it is happening. You awake refreshed and alive 12 hours later to total destruction of the world. I wish all animals spoke English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codys Mom Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 ALL animals speak english now and boy u should hear them talk us humans are being cussed out daily lol I need a long vacation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 One day as you again tell all your co-workers how much you need a long vacation your boss hears your complain and is so fed up with your complaining he throws his hands up in the air and says "Go, go get out on a long vacation." How long you ask and your boss says "Just get going, we'll call you when your long vacation is over." Unfortunately, even after 36 weeks, you still haven't been called to return to work!!!! I wished I could grant wishes to anyone I wanted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsGardeness Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 You are a genie granting wishes left and right but they all turn out wrong! Then the next person wishes you went away forever. I want to win THE lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 You have the winning ticket to the lottery and are happy that you buy (on credit) every adult in your family a new car and buy (on credit again) an island in the South Seas and fly (on credit again) the whole family there to wait for you while you go pick up your winnings. Unfortunately the taxes on the winnings eat up a lot of the winnings and after your credit is called in you find that you owe $1,000,000 more than you won after taxes!!!!! I wish it would thunder and lightning tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchroedersJen Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You get your thunde and lightening allright. The lightening hits your car and frys the electrical system and the thunder scares your fids so much that they scream all night and out squak the noise the thunder is making... I wish I could think of better toys to make for the fids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pearllyn Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 You do. You make the best fid toys ever. Your fid toy making skills are unrivalled. There is no-one who makes fid toys like you, on the planet! Your skills are so sought after, that you are inundated with requests for fid toys, and out of the goodness of your heart, you pledge to fulfil every, last order! Unfortunalely, now all your time is taken up with toy making and you don't have any time at all to spend doing the things you want to do, including, spending time with your own fids. I wish my bird will be happy and healthy for the rest of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Your fid is healthy and happy which of course should delight you but you now become paranoid with fear that you will now become sickly and weak and it causes you to be fearful and afraid to enjoy life yourself for fear of "catching" something. I wish roses bloomed all year round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchroedersJen Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Your roses bloom year round, but yours are the only roses that do so and the bees have notices. Bees plague your garden and you cant go out to smell the roses because the bees attack. I wish i could reach the itchy spot on my back, it's driving me banannas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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