Corrupt-a-Dream

[nevjoe]

You can eat all you want, as long as you learn to chuck it up after eating.

 

I wish I was in the hills of Italy with all the hills young pretty women taking care of me.

 

Joe

[LisaM]

You find that the pretty young women in the hills of Italy have a different definition of "taking care of" (as in "The Godfather") than you do.

 

I wish I could cook as well as Joe!

[nevjoe]

You learn to cook as good as Joe, and you find yourself cooking for everybody, at all times.

 

I wish I had a good chance to get my cookbook published.

 

Joe

[Ronda477]

You get your cookbook published and it turns out they put someone else's recipes in there and you don't get a dime of the $.

 

 

I wish I had a bigger house

[nevjoe]

You get your big house, but you can't make the payments and loose it.

 

I wish I had a new set of my OWN teeth.

 

Joe

[judygram]

You get a new set of your OWN teeth but they turn out to be black as coal, jeez what a smile:woohoo: :laugh:

 

I wish I had a good looking male housekeeper who kept my home spotless.

[nevjoe]

You get a HOT good looking young man for housekeeping. He fill all your needs for weeks, they you find out he is robbing you blind. All your jewles are gone.

 

I wish I had black new teeth that were my own, and have them gold trimed

 

Joe

[judygram]

You get your new black teeth trimed in gold but some big chunky woman knocks you down, sits on you and pries all your teeth out to get the gold trimmings.

 

I still wish I had a hot good looking male housekeeper to do all my chores for me and keep me happy even though I have no jewels to steal.

[Ronda477]

You still have your HOT looking housekeeper, BUT you find out he is actually GAY and just after you for your money.

 

I wish I could win the lottery!

[judygram]

Bingo, you win the lottery and find out that you have relatives coming out of the woodwork everywhere and want a piece of the pie and to make everyone happy you give them all an equal portion of your money and it all runs out and you are penniless.

 

I wish I had a new man for every day of the week.

[Ronda477]

LOL Judy! You end up with a new man every day of the week and a disease to go with each of them!

 

I wish I had one day off without feeling bad the next day from not doing anything like dishes!

[nevjoe]

You feel real good the next day but your hubbie hires a 19 yr old made, and she is always with him, and you stay alone.

 

I wish I was on a beach in Italy with a 30 yr old beauty with a figure that women would die for.

 

Joe

[vaya_the_elf]

You will have your beach, and your beauty and your ladies, never find true love, only lots women who want you for your body .. lol as the one of well known sayings say "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

 

Wish I could visit Egypt or New zealand<br><br>Post edited by: vaya_the_elf, at: 2008/02/27 00:22

[Imme]

When you just get there you will realize that you forgot your passport in your sock drawer.

 

I wish this wait to get my Grey would be over already.

[judygram]

Poof it's over at this moment but then you realize that you have no food in the house for it and now you have to leave it to go to the store and shop.

 

I wish my cold would magically disappear tonight.

[Imme]

But then everyone else in your family comes down with it.

 

I wish tax session would be over already (I'm an accountant).

[Toni]

Sorry but you have 2,000 more people to go after the 15th because the are late

 

 

I wish I could take a two week vavation to Italy

[Toni]

oops sorry,,,,,,,,from my job as a daycare provider

[Luvparrots]

You win a 2-week trip to Italy but it includes all the kids in your daycare, excluding parents.

 

 

I wish I could swim.

[Tricky]

You learn to swim but then you overestimate your abilities and end up swimming in the middle of the ocean where you are devoured by the kracken.

 

I wish I could get all the nutrition I needed for a day in a single bottle of Yoohoo.

[Toni]

You get all the nutrion in that bottle of yahoo along with 1,400 calories.

 

 

I wish I could own a 1969 Z28 and take a road trip to the Grand Canyon with Kenny Chesney

[Talon]

You DO own one, but you start out driving, end up with a flat tire, then the car overheats, and then the engine blows up because you never bothered to check the oil since 1969! And you never even made it out of the city or town you live in!! :laugh:

 

I win the lottery and am finally able to buy that beautiful island I've always wanted to escape to with my lover.<br><br>Post edited by: Talon, at: 2008/11/11 01:09

[Toni]

Then you find out its one of those joke tickets someone bought you for Christmas. This means it was a false win.

 

 

 

Im on a desserted Island waiting for Kenny Chesney to recue me

[SchroedersJen]

And when he shows up, all beat up and smelly from getting to the island, he tells you he is gay and too tired to get you off the island.

 

I wish cheese didnt have any calories

[Luvparrots]

Scientists figure out how to make cheese calorie free but you discover that you are allergic to milk.

 

I wish I could grant one wish a day.