judygram Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 But with 2 hoes they can put you in the ground twice as fast. I wish I could eat all I wanted and not gain an ounce.
BMustee Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 You and me both Judy! And joe, Double the Hoes, Double the Clap! LOL Well, you eat all you want without gaining an ounce, but you eat so much that the septic tank blows! LOL I wish I could get a new job by Friday!<br><br>Post edited by: BMustee, at: 2007/10/10 19:41
judygram Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 But your new job is twice the work and half the pay as your former job, too bad for you, you work yourself into an early grave. I wish I had a new man for every night of the week.
BMustee Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 Your different man of the week turns out to be Joe showing up in different costumes! LOL I wish I could get my man whipped!
judygram Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 But he turns the table on you and you are the one who gets whipped. I wish I could get younger instead of older.
BMustee Posted October 11, 2007 Posted October 11, 2007 I think I already am...:pinch: You start getting younger and younger when all of a sudden you find yourself back in a uterus.:sick: I wish I had a good back again.
nevjoe Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 It seems like no one want to hurt you, and I for one won't, so I wish you nothing but Hope and Pray for you sweetie. OK lets move on. I wish I had a good Cuban Cigar. Joe<br><br>Post edited by: nevjoe, at: 2007/10/13 03:22
nevval Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 You get your Cuban cigar, but you have to go to Cuba to get. Now your stuck in a Cuban prison, but you got your cigars. I wish I could fly around the world! Valerie
nevjoe Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 You leave to go on your trip around the World and and you get highjacke to Cuba and Get put in jail because you talked back to cops. I wish I could go back to Italy soon. Joe <br><br>Post edited by: nevjoe, at: 2007/10/15 06:14
Makena Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 But once you get to Italy you find out that everything has changed and none of the things you love about it are still there. I want a million dollars.
nevjoe Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 You get the money, and when you start to speng it, you get arrested for have counterfeit money. I wish I was ther to see you get pinched. Joe
BMustee Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 You get to see Makena get pinched, but then you get pinched as well. I wish I could go see the Red Square in Russia Joe - How sweet! Karma for you!<br><br>Post edited by: BMustee, at: 2007/10/16 16:36
nevjoe Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 You get the square and the cold war starts, so you're stuck there. I wish I get to see China someday Joe
BMustee Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 You go to China, but soon realize it's a giant sausage party due to the massive gender imbalance cause by the strict birth control policies. I believe this would be your personal hell Joe. :laugh: I wish I could go to the Amazon and see wild parrots (even though I have a ton of them where I live.)
nevjoe Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 Sorry I can't corript this dream. I would love to go there myself. I hope you get there. I wish you take me with you Joe {Feel-good-000200BB}
BMustee Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 Darn, I can't corrupt that dream ether...cause I know my b/f wouldn't go with me so I'll need a travel buddy! I wish I could get my brother to dump his g/f
nevjoe Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 New Dream I wish I had a 29" waist again. SURE Joe
BMustee Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 You work so hard on getting that 29" waist again, and when you finally do it's just not good enough...you before a full-blown anorexic and end up with a 9-inch waist. I wish I could wear a size 2.
Shim101 Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 You lose all this weight, and people start to look at you like your sick and all they do is shove food in your face and want you to go to the doctor ASAP! Then the doctor says you need to be on fluids and a High Fat diet! Haha! I wish all my credit cards were paid off.
nevjoe Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 You got all the cards paid off and you have the IRS freeze all acounts. I wish I had some Cuban cigars Joe
birdgranna Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 You really do want those cigars don't you Joe! Well, you are the beneficiary of Fidel Castros will and are left all the tobacco factories in Cuba. But, when Castro dies all the cubans leave Cuba and you have no one to make the cigars.
nevjoe Posted October 21, 2007 Posted October 21, 2007 Yes I do, and you forgot to add a dream. So I will do it. I wish I had a Dunkin Donut breakfast, with a large coffee Joe
judygram Posted October 21, 2007 Posted October 21, 2007 And you enjoy every morsel of it but the fat is too much for your weak heart, so an attack ensues landing you in the hospital. I wish another donut to never pass my lips again.
danmcq Posted October 21, 2007 Posted October 21, 2007 Ok, it flew through your lips as you yawned and flew straight down your throat. So you wound up with the 1500 calories, but received no satisfaction from the delicious taste of that wonderful chocolate eclair. I wish I had a 1970 Cuda - special edition 426 Hemi in my Car collection.
BMustee Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 You get your 1970 Cuda S.E. with the 426 Hemi in you collection, but the first time you take her out you blow a rod strait through the hood...that hemi is toast! I wish I had my old 1985 Pontiac Firebird Formula 350 clone back in showroom condition.
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