Supernova Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 AVAILABLE NOW - CLASSES FOR MEN ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, lunch will be provided as will instructions as how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you. Topics covered on this course include: DAY ONE TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics) DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate amongst a panel of experts REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Helpline and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation and anger management LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Role playing and slideshow HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available (male counsellers sadly unavailable-none passed training course) Bernie [in hiding] :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 OMG, PMSL, ROFLMAO, you really can come up with some good ones Bernie, I got to hand it to you, you got guts, I hope you get a lot of takers, lord only knows they need it.:laugh: :woohoo: :lol: :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talon Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joolesgreyuk Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 S L A P!!! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Very funny Bernie!!!! You should make a fortunate on this class if men were truly honest!!! :ohmy: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Really good!!!{Feel-good-000200BB}{Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Wowwwww....Haves me in stitches....:woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Why have the men gone quiet.:laugh:<br><br>Post edited by: she, at: 2009/07/08 21:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 She, can they read? Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Ahem, no comment B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casper Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchroedersJen Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Actually, my husband thought that was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJsHoney Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 {Nature-00020095}I would like to know where and when I can drop my boyfriend off!! Do you offer a advanced course? such as Cleaning a bird cage will infact NOT kill you, And walking the dog is not the ONLY form of activity for the day?? If you do please PLEASE let me know LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 I can add it to the course. :woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 can you also add FINDING THE WASHING MACHINE to the course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 I have just asked my wife what it is, and yes it can also be added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 This just keeps getting funnier!!!!!{Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Every day!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 My wife just informed me that kitchen appliances are NOT white to match her wedding dress. :blink: Got that one wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 SORRY :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myafricanqueen Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Hahahahaaaaaa LOL{Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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