I am going to get a slap for this.

[Supernova]

AVAILABLE NOW - CLASSES FOR MEN

 

ALL ARE WELCOME

 

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

 

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

 

The course covers two days, lunch will be provided as will instructions as how to take lunch from its packaging without a woman to hold it for you.

 

Topics covered on this course include:

 

 

DAY ONE

 

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

 

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

 

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate amongst a panel of experts

 

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Helpline and support groups

 

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum

 

 

DAY TWO

 

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

 

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

 

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

 

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation and anger management

 

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Role playing and slideshow

 

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

 

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class, NOT your secretary

 

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

 

(male counsellers sadly unavailable-none passed training course)

 

Bernie [in hiding] :whistle:

[judygram]

OMG, PMSL, ROFLMAO, you really can come up with some good ones Bernie, I got to hand it to you, you got guts, I hope you get a lot of takers, lord only knows they need it.:laugh: :woohoo: :lol: :pinch:

[Talon]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

 

{Feel-good-0002006E}

[Joolesgreyuk]

S L A P!!!

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[Luvparrots]

Very funny Bernie!!!! You should make a fortunate on this class if men were truly honest!!! :ohmy: :blink:

[kittykittykitty]

Really good!!!{Feel-good-000200BB}{Feel-good-0002006E}

[Toni]

Wowwwww....Haves me in stitches....:woohoo:

[she]

Why have the men gone quiet.:laugh:<br><br>Post edited by: she, at: 2009/07/08 21:00

[Supernova]

She, can they read?

 

Ahem.

[danmcq]

Ahem, no comment B)

[casper]

{Feel-good-0002006E}

[SchroedersJen]

Actually, my husband thought that was pretty funny.

[JJsHoney]

{Nature-00020095}I would like to know where and when I can drop my boyfriend off!! Do you offer a advanced course? such as Cleaning a bird cage will infact NOT kill you, And walking the dog is not the ONLY form of activity for the day?? If you do please PLEASE let me know LoL

[Supernova]

I can add it to the course.

:woohoo:

[she]

can you also add FINDING THE WASHING MACHINE to the course.

[Supernova]

I have just asked my wife what it is, and yes it can also be added.

[Luvparrots]

This just keeps getting funnier!!!!!{Feel-good-0002006E}

[kittykittykitty]

Every day!:laugh:

[Supernova]

My wife just informed me that kitchen appliances are NOT white to match her wedding dress. :blink:

Got that one wrong.

[Supernova]

SORRY :blush:

[myafricanqueen]

Hahahahaaaaaa LOL{Feel-good-0002006E}