Johnny

This was so cool. Glad I seen it, even if im the only one that didn't yet. Thank you Talon.

Well Jimmy, with that sweet woman on your side, your thoughts of a bird should have been the last thing on your mind. A bird is a pet, but when it comes to getting away, you made a very good choice.

Time to shoot the bird....Kidding. Is he full flighted? This bird is pulling you around by the nose. While you were trying to be his friend you didn't train him, he trained you. It's Ok! I have found that doing something over and over again, is the key for success. Do it until you can't stand it anymore, and do it some more. I would pick him up a hundred times a day off the cage or perch until HE gets it. Use the same tone when you work with him, and remember when he gets tired he will do even better. I would do an hour a day. This works for me, but it might not work for others.<br><br>Post edited by: Johnny, at: 2008/04/30 03:14

Ten things? I will give it a good shot. 1 I'm a male with a small ego 2 I love to write poems 3 I was a teamster, driver 4 Don't like the Democratic party 5 Served in the Army 6 Have 3 children 7 Love to smoke good cigars, alone by the ocean 8 Travel, when I can 9 Very good black jack player 10 Like to be with women, wine and dine in fancy places

So, It's a little devil. Thank's for the welcome Lyric. We have to stick together with our rough houses, and feed them some RAW MEAT, and not ours.

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner..... Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

I feel kind of gay here with all these women sweet remarks, but I will also agree that it's so cute, sweet, lovely and down right beautiful pair of greys.

I gained 45 lbs when I shook the habbit. Should of kept somking. lol

NOTHING could be more wonderful than great pictures of Grey's. You have hit a home run with these ones. Thank you Heather, for a good feeling I'm having today, from your splendid knack of camera work. {Feel-good-000200BB}

How does she know all these fatty food in the first place? She most likely doesn't do here own shopping in the house. Greys weight can be between 275-450gr. Females weight is less then a males, most of the time, but not always. Set up a bowl with her food, and sprinkle some of the powder from bird baby formula over the food. Make it seem like using salt on food. They don't like the taste of it very much. Have another bowl with different food you want her to eat, and she might try it after a few days. Hope you have good luck.

Thanks for the photos.

Never stop trying. She will get it soon.<br><br>Post edited by: Johnny, at: 2008/04/25 15:43

Males have to talk fast, to get a word in edgewise. Birds, women, no different.

That is pretty funny danmcq. Pink is nice, and so are little greys. Congratulations Obi, but you knew that anyway.

Best show on TV.