Here are 2 from my line of work..The first one is my own original, the second is "borrowed"
Anatomy of my Job
20% - BSing with co-workers
12% - Sleeping, relaxing
12% - Cleaning (Trucks, Base, Myself) lol
10% - Driving on calls (911's and transfers)
10% - Learning medical stuff, training
9% - Cruising around town in the rig
7% - Actually doing patient care
6% - Convincing drunks to go see a Doc
5% - Doing paperwork
5% - Standing in various ERs
2% - On the phone
1% - Eating
1% - Actually saving lives
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100% LOVING THE HELL OUT OF IT!
10 reasons to date a Medic:
1) Anytime, Anywhere, Anyway you need us.
2) Of course we are already familiar with latex.
3) Medics are prepared for any rhythm.
4) We always come when we are called.
5) We can shock the socks off you.
6) We arrive with our own mulit-positional bed.
7) The best in rapid clothing removal.
8) Experts in mouth to mouth.
9) Good with mulitple partners.
10) We are used to staying up all night.
Hehe:evil:<br><br>Post edited by: RdnkParamedic21, at: 2007/09/02 05:46