Supernova Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. I am that MAN Bernie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Well Bernie you are a sorry a** :laugh: and precisely why I do the grill myself, but my hubby knows which side of the bread is buttered in my house, credit goes where credit is due. Thanks for the laugh:laugh: :whistle: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckobird Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Psshhhh.. yea right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Life as a bloke is sometimes very hard, have you any idea what goes into drinking beer ? it is very hard work and I dont enjoy it. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casper Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Yep! That sounds like a BBQ at my house alright! That is when its not raining and we get the chance to have one:laugh: Thanks for sharing it made me laugh:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Thanks for the laugh Bernie,sounds about right though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Bernie, at least you know who really does all the work!!!! Very funny, very true!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 My wife is the best in the world and she allways takes care of me :) And I do my best for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Yes, it's summer! Thanks for the good laugh!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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