danmcq Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards.....!!! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded!! The bird has got to be an informant! I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................ :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolyn Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 {Feel-good-0002006E} That is great Carolyn & Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Love it Dan:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Love it Dan Thanks :lol:<br><br>Post edited by: Poppy, at: 2009/01/21 21:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvparrots Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Dan,Dan, Dan--what are we going to do with you!!! Very, very funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaM Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Thanks! I needed that! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twosteph Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I think I have seen this in the newspaper. There was a insert from a dogs diary to. It was like "Eat, play, ohh pat pat pat, eat, play, eat, scratch, sleep." Then on the other side it showed the cats. Ha:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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