Spare time & Hobbies.

[Guest]

Jersey girls joke

 

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.

He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

 

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.

By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

 

The third man had married a New Jersey girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

 

Got to love them New Jersey Girls.

 

 

[judygram]

I'm sitting here LMAO at that one, thanks FairY for sharing that with us.{Feel-good-0002006E}

[judygram]

Hey Penny, I am on your side but you got to admit it would be funny to watch you jump rope while on a pogo stick. You could be proud of yourself, it's something I cannot do thats for sure.

[Talon]

FairY, I've heard that before, but it definitely is great to hear again. Cute Story!! Thanksk for the morning laugh!!! :laugh:

[CeasarsDad]

FairY.

 

Jersey Girls are tough that's for sure.. I know many of them and they are a special bunch.. Any Jersey Girls on here?

[Bekkie]

Splint your setup is fab, I also play games, but I'm into generals and command and conquer 3(strategy games)B)

[Bekkie]

Tell me splint, do you have a sponsor or do you have to pay yourself for everything

[judygram]

I'm like Talon, what spare time. I don't get into video games, what spare time I have are spent here trying to give good advice and chatting with the good people here. Greyt owners.

[Guest islandgirltexas]

CeasarsDad wrote:

Hi Splint..

I would like to see those photos and clips as I am also a gamer. Currently I am a Major in BattleField 2. I am in a clan called the CREW clan. You can see our website at www.bf2crew.com I am user Venuto. Short for my last name.

 

I never really got into any racing sims but I do like cars. I play a little F1 for playstation 3 but that's about it..<br><br>Post edited by: CeasarsDad, at:

 

2007/05/15 14:05

 

BOYS..BOYS..THOSE ARE TOYS..I HAVE THE REAL THING..SPEED CHANNEL!!!! AND I GO TO THE HOUSTON GRAND PRIX AND OTHER RACING THAT THEY HAVE HERE..AHAHAH

[Guest islandgirltexas]

FairY wrote:

Jersey girls joke

 

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.

He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

 

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.

By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

 

The third man had married a New Jersey girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

 

Got to love them New Jersey Girls.

 

 

 

NO..NO..NO...THAT LAST FEMALE WAS A TEXAS GIRL WHEN I HEARD IT..HAHAHA...YA'LL STOLE IT!!!!

 

 

[splint101]

Bekkie wrote:

Tell me splint, do you have a sponsor or do you have to pay yourself for everything

 

I pay for everything myself, I only play racing games and sometimes I bit of Tomb Raider, Battle Field, etc.

[Lyric]

Noone's written on this post for awhile, but I was just reading it and thought I'd join in. I like to play the simple games on PS2, my favorites are Beyond Good and Evil and right now I'm playing Kingdom Hearts. They are really fun and not too hard for a novice.

I also like to read, watch movies, and I make jewelry. I love spending time with my pets and also like going for walks outside. That, work and taking care of everyone is all I have time for!

[lovemyGreys]

Thanks for bringing the topic back to life Lyric

[Laurie]

At 40, I'm really not part of the video game generation (I remember when "Pong" was the latest thing!). But I do like Rock Band! And I've also been known to go off on a tangent with Ms Pac Man for PS2. Old school! Hee-hee!

Other than that, I am a passionate reader (I am never without a book, even if that means running to the Rite-Aid for a paperback, in a pinch). I also love to garden and I used to work for a landscaping "hardscapes" distributor, so if you have any questions on landscaping material calculation, installation, etc - ask away! I'll try to help...