Luvparrots Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 When you visit my home you are graciously welcome but please remember the following: 1. The birds live here. You don't. 2. If you enter this house, consider yourself a perch.~DanMcQ 3. If you don't want bird poop on your clothes, stay off the furniture. 4. If there are more bird cages than chairs, please feel free to sit on the floor.~She 5. Yes, sure they have some disgusting habits, so do I and so do you. What's your point. 6. Of course, they smell like peanuts. 7. I like them a lot better than I like most people. 8. It's their nature to try to beak your crotch. Please feel free to tweak theirs. 9. If you can't handle a bird eating off your plate, don't come eat at this house, parrots think anything on anyone's plate is for sharing.~Lyric 10. If you can't handle the sound of parrots, wear earplugs. My birds are free to speak their minds whenever they want and they will--loudly and frequently.~Lyric 11. If you find it scratched or chewed, the dog did it.~Carolyn 12. To you they are just birds. To me they are adopted children who are small and pidgeon-toed, don't always speak clearly, and throw their food. I have no problem with any of these things. 13. Parrots are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, usually answer when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug dealers, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillon dollars for college, and if they make babies, you can sell them. 14. They make the rules, I just live here. -SchroedersJen 15. They will repeat everything you say, so watch your mouth! - rbpittman 16. All grocery shopping will have the FIDS in mind, people will eat whatever is left. - rbpittman -Note from Luvparrots--these rules are Parrot Rules Author Unknown, I only edited them.<br><br>Post edited by: luvparrots, at: 2009/06/25 02:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siobha9 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 :laugh: :laugh: This is brilliant! Particularly the last line, thanks for the laughs this morning;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tycos_mom Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Isn't it the truth except for the money part they may not ask for money but I spend a large portion of my paycheck on the little boggers. I sure I spend more on my birds then I do on my daughter if I don't they sure are running very close. They definatly are not cheap to keep but they are worth every single bit of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindaMary Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 {Feel-good-000200BB} Needs to be printed up and posted on front door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Janet, those house rules are excellent, you have summed it up nicely and it gave me a good laugh this morning as well, you are going to fit in here perfectly. Karma for you my dear:lol: :laugh: B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMustee Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 LOL...it's good to know that Elmo is not the only parrot with a fasination with crotches!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzzique Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 ROFLMAO! Thanks for the laugh!! It is all to true! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyric Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 That's great! I love your sense of humor, and what you've said is true... you might add the following too: If you can't handle having a bird eat off your plate, don't come eat at my house, they think anything on anyone's plate is for sharing... If you can't handle the sound of my birds, wear earplugs or don't come in. My birds are free to speak their minds whenever they want, and they will- loudly and frequently throughout the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} Great house rules ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolyn Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Please add one more - If you find it scratched or chewed, the dog did it! Carolyn & Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsy Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ina Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Excellent house rules. i had a good laught but all the rules count in my house. I have printed and laminated it for everybody to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ina Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Excellent house rules. i had a good laught but all the rules count in my house. I have printed and laminated it for everybody to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Loved them!!!:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Loved them!!!:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Hahahahahah, great rules. Please add one more: If you enter this house, consider yourself a Perch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Brilliant please add 1 more. If we have to remove a chair to make room for another cage, feel free to sit on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolyn Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Mika has decided to come up with his OWN set of rules: 1. If you like it, it's mine 2. If I can reach it, it's mine 3. If it's in my beak, it's mine 4. If I can take it from you, it's mine 5. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine 6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way 7. If I'am chewing something, all the pieces are mine 8. If it looks like mine, it's mine 9. If I saw it first it's mine 10. If you have something and you put it down it automatically becomes mine. These are "The Rules According to Mika" Carolyn & Mika:woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slmclean Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 if you dont want your magazines and such shredded dont put it down by me or it is shredded that is chloe's rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaxtersMom Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Carolyn I love Mikas Rules{Feel-good-0002006E} They are too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindaMary Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} {Feel-good-0002006E} Carolyn! Mika has FIGURED IT OUT! {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchroedersJen Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 14: They make the rules, I just live here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbpittman Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 15. They will repeat everything you say, so watch your mouth! 16. All grocery shopping will have the FIDS in mind, people will eat whatever is left. -- Robin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckobird Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 :laugh: Hahahah this thread is hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittykittykitty Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Really GREYt!{Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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