Big_Squishy joke #3 not about birds

[Big_Squishy]

This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box for a house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.

 

So the man asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?” But there was no answer from his new pet. The man waited a few minutes and, desperate for a response, he asked the centipede again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?” But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more.

 

The man decided to ask the centipede one more time, this time pressing his face against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank’s place and have a drink with me?”

 

Finally, came a little voice from inside the box, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my freaking shoes!”

[judygram]

You so funny JC

 

 

{Feel-good-0002006E}

[Laurie]

LOL!

[danmcq]

Bigsquishy - very Funny.

 

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