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While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, “Jesus is watching you.” To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard.

 

The burglar asks the parrot, “What’s your name?”

 

The parrot says, “Moses.”

 

The burglar goes on to ask, “What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?”

 

The parrot replies, “The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus.”

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