A Parrot Manifesto

[Graehstone]

A Parrot Manifesto

 

In our quest to confound our human "masters",

retain our basic birdly dignity, and further

our goal for world domination, we the undersigned

pledge to perform the following acts.

 

Such acts will be performed constantly or intermittently, pursuing whichever

pattern causes the most human confusion and consternation.

 

1)Refuse to speak or perform in front of

strangers. If our human has bragged about our

intelligence, we will pick our noses and look

especially stupid. If pressed, we may

repeat, once, the nastiest four-letter word we know.

 

2)Ask for attention and then refuse to step up.

a. Refuse to step up while repeating the

words, "step up."

 

3)Make a great show of excitement over receiving

our favorite food, then drop it.

a. if the food is crunchy, drop it on the linoleum.

b. if the food is damp, drop it on the carpet.

c. if the food is sticky, drop it on the dog, cat, or

baby

 

4)Poop in our bathwater.

 

5)Poop in our human's bathwater

 

6)Refuse to chew on wooden toys. Then chew on

the doorframe.

 

7)Chew on the doorframe, then refuse to chew on

wooden toys.

 

8)Chew holes in new t-shirts. Do not chew holes

in old, ratty t-shirts.

 

9)Chew on our humans' favorite possessions

a. crack CD cases and/or crack CDs

b. chew the covers and pages of books, if the book is a murder mystery,

chew up the last page.

c. remove gemstones from jewelry only if genuine and swallowable

d. remove keys from computer keyboards. Poop in the open space

 

VERY IMPORTANT: do not actually

destroy computer – this is the

means of our revolution!

 

10)Suddenly be terrified of things that never

bothered us before.

 

11)Be completely calm and disinterested in things

that should frighten us.

 

12) Suddenly take wing and fly toward the most

dangerous object in the immediate vicinity

 

13) Snuggle up to our human's ear, then scream

 

While putting these actions into effect, we will not

forget our ultimate goal: world domination. At midnight pacific standard

time, on Wednesday, Augu……..

 

 

That's all I could save. You've been warned.

(another one of my "finds", )

[lovemyGreys]

:laugh: So very True.

[judygram]

Well here's hoping you "find" lots more, this is so funny, downright hilarious I am PMSL

 

 

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