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LMAO No Joe far from a training bra! About 4 sizes! lol If you have boobs it doesn't hurt lol. It's the ones that are little that they have to try to clamp down, that hurt, and if you have implants those are really painful! I was having a conversation with the woman while she manipulated my boobie in the contraption lmao. Can you tell I'm medical? lol I don't care who's handling them and what we are talking about lol.

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Men Are Like...

 

... Blenders.

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

 

... Commercials.

You can't believe a word they say.

 

... Computers.

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

 

... Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

 

... Government Bonds.

They take way too long to mature.

 

... Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

 

... Parking Spots.

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

 

Shall i carry on :laugh:

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Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?

 

They already have boyfriends.

 

 

 

Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?

When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know."

When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh."

 

 

How are men and batteries different?

Batteries have a positive side.

 

Why are men like strawberries?

Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten.

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These are true jokes

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

 

Joe

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