Talon Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Thats ok, all you ladies..... I like being "Messed" with :-) {Feel-good-00020069} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} i'll bet you do Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siobha9 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 It looks like you men need some help here... Woman - A Chemical Analysis Element : Woman Symbol : Wo Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175 . Discoverer : Adam Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations. Physical Properties : a) Surface usually covered with painted film. b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. c) Melts if given special treatment. d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care! e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore. f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties : a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones. b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates. d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point. e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense. f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man. Uses : a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels. c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances. d) Can cool things down when it's too hot. Tests : a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Caution : a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling. b) Illegal to possess more than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Siobhan, you got a winner there, thats good, real good the men should love that one. {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siobha9 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Well I thought since we are such complex creatures we should give the men in our forum some insight into how we work. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Good thinking, because men need all the help they can get and we will give them plenty won't we:woohoo: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 LOL Hahahahahahahahaha......How True, thanks Siobha!!! You are a most co-operative Woman for sharing that. {Characters-00020078} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E}Great stuff siobhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Looks like us women have taken over this thread of Joe's for the men, but hey he isn't here so we will have our say and take back what is ours, right girls!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 judygram wrote: Looks like us women have taken over this thread of Joe's for the men, but hey he isn't here so we will have our say and take back what is ours, right girls!! Whats that Judy, the last Word or the Kitchen??? {Emotions-000200C6} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Take your pick Dan but to tell you the truth we take it all or didn't you know that by now. You're old enough to know how things work right....heh heh heh:laugh: {Love-000200DA} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Oh Judy, "Straight Through the Heart" OUCH Yes, I am old enough. I have Kim trained very well and am Master of the universe in our World.......In my Dreams. B) {Love-000200DB} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Yeah we know who's trained don't we girls, enjoy your dreams, Dan:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemyGreys Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 {Feel-good-0002006E} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siobha9 Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Oops! What have I started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 You started something good,:laugh: don't worry about it,B) we got it taken care of :laugh: Now lets have some fun girls!!!! {Feel-good-00020069} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Yeah, bring it on.....I may be the only MAN here brave enough to take you all on, but I'll enjoy the beating {Characters-00020059} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterDavE Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 nooo girls can't take over the man forum :pinch: although i do believe judy has written more on here than all the men put together... thinkng about it how many men are on this site? i have seen two other than me oh well never mind. i like ladies teehee DavE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 MisterDavE wrote: i have seen two other than me oh well never mind. i like ladies teehee DavE That last remark was your saving grace DavE:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterDavE Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 awww:blush: shucks heehee DavE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Ok Men - I'm pulling out all the stops.... B) Whats the difference between your wife and your dog? Walking the dog is relaxing. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long. A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank God for that, i thought i had gone deaf!" Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!? Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove. Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the stove. Why dont women have a penis? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Why don't women need drivers licenses? There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. How many men does it take to open a beer? -None, it should be opened when she brings it to you. What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why. What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you. Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas) Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, shes already been told twice. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark! Women are cute and cuddly - every man should own one. How are women and high school phone policies similar? Because they can be seen but not heard Why do women live longer than men? Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking. How do you get a woman dizzy? Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judygram Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 {Emotions-00020077} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danmcq Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I love it when a Woman gets Horny B) :laugh: amd look at that Tail :woohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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