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You know your a bird person when:


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You know your a bird person when...

 

-You are trying to figure out what piece of furniture can go so you can get another bird

 

-You are thinking of adding a room onto your house strictly for your birds even though some people have closets bigger than your son's bedroom!

 

-And you are looking for ceiling space so you can hang more toys without getting pooped on constantly

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As you are house hunting, you look at each room in terms of how suitable it would be for your bird.

 

You talk more to you bird than your husband.

 

Your bird bites a hole in your favorite T-shirt and you laugh and think it's cute.

 

Your bird has her own room, with a radio, air cleaner, heater, and hair dryer.

 

You buy the huge textbook of "Avian Medicine" by Ritchie, Harrison, and Harrison for some "leisure reading."

 

You spend hours surfing and comparison shopping the Internet for bird toys.

 

You learn CPR for birds.

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Shamelessmuse- the whole "UhOh!" thing made me laugh! I do that too-people think I'm weird when they drop something and I say "UhOh- you dropped your ___" and pick it up for them.

 

You know you're a bird person when you have an extra cage at work for your bird for when he comes with you.

 

You know you're a bird person when a friend catches you in the baby food aisle at the grocery store, asks if your pregnant and you have to explain that you're buying baby food for your birds. (this actually happened to me last night!!):laugh:

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Lyric wrote:

 

You know you're a bird person when a friend catches you in the baby food aisle at the grocery store, asks if your pregnant and you have to explain that you're buying baby food for your birds. (this actually happened to me last night!!):laugh:

 

yes i can relate to that one {Feel-good-0002006E}

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you know you are a bird person when

 

-your whole family inquires about merlin first

-they sign off conversations by saying 'oodle'

 

'...name brand for the bird and walmart for you...'

NOT SO! name brand for the bird and THRIFT SHOP for me!

plus i find a lot of good toy stuff there while i'm at it.

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